Superman & Lindsay Lohan
According to reports from Lindsay Lohan's people she is in talks to star in the new version of Superman. TMZ tried to call Warner Brothers but they would not respond to the question. Probably because they are freaking out. The last thing they probably want is for Lindsay Lohan to be associated with this movie. Sure, she could realistically play a jewel thief or stripper who dies mysteriously or Hooker #4 or something like that, but more than that and you are just asking for trouble. Apparently these talks are serious and Lindsay is very close to landing it but will probably blame her impending charge of felony grand theft when she does not land the part. Lindsay is convinced this prosecutor is out to get her and that Lindsay is not to blame for anything. She never is.
She will never be in this film. The production company wouldn't be able to get completion insurance if she was part of the cast.
ReplyDeleteanother "huge" movie I potentially won't be seeing....
ReplyDeletebtw, she was scary awful in Machete. Not that Machete was supposed to be a great work of art, but when you make camp seem worse than you really suck on a spectacular level
Hahaha! Bitch, please. You are not being considered for anything.
ReplyDeleteLindsay will play the Superman arch nemesis Cracky Ducklips. Her super power will be the ability to delude huge numbers of people that she is relevant as something other than a punchline.
ReplyDeletehow clever just talk up huge franchise movies like you are still a movie star.
ReplyDeleteIf that wench gets anywhere near my Henry Cavill I will pull her nasty hair extensions out.
Who would seriously hire someone with potentially two looming stays in jail (if convicted) for the assault on that lady in rehab and for grand theft...you might as well scrap the movie from day one if that's the case.
ReplyDeleteDon't go selling Lindsay short! She could be in charge of the Honey Wagons.
ReplyDeleteShe could act the sh*t out of a gig like that!
I don't think she's insureable (sp?) let alone capable of showing up on time for this project. This ADA is tough and clearly intends to convict Lohan.
ReplyDeletelooserdude me me spit out mt Diet Coke.
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ReplyDeleteWhat a joke, LOL
ReplyDeleteLet me guess who TMZ's "source" is.
And if they even are giving her the time of day - they are incredibly stupid.
no one will insure her. Dina, everyone knows this- stop spreading pathetic lies.
ReplyDeleteI saw Machete and it was so forgettable, I don't remember what it was about.
ReplyDeleteShe is a joke. It really baffles my mind how someone can be so f-ed up and not take any responsibility for it. If this is true I'm not going to watch this movie. At this point, she should only be allowed to be in soft core late night shows.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine what the insurance cost on this film is without her involvement? Eh, this is another White Oprah stunt to get her name in the funny pages, and as usual, we bit. :)
ReplyDeleteI personally think she orchestrated this little theft just to get some attention, well maybe not .....but no one really is paying all that much attention to her since she got out of rehab...
ReplyDeleteOh and on this film.....hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
Lindsay can only get work in independent films to dodge the insurance issue. When I say independent, I mean two guys, a camera, and no film permits. There's an old term for that kind of filming--when you're constantly dodging the authorities, I can't think of it right now.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, a production with the budget of "Superman" CANNOT be flexible in any way once the shoot is planned. It will be a long one, too, and what if she had a bender? NO WAY they are close to considering her for this.
If Lindsay had never cracked out, if she still had her natural lips and had had all these years of acting experience as an adult, she could have been an excellent Lois Lane, in the Margot Kidder style. JMO
Ha ha haaaaaa, looserdude! Good one!
ReplyDeletePlease tell me why the tabloids are willing to print Dina's "stories" as truth. Does she have more dirt on them than they do on her?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Dina's floating this story to make Lindsay look employable so someone, anyone, will advance them some money to pay her lawyer.
ReplyDeleteIf it's a crackhead Superman,i guess she might be a crackhead Lois Lane but i want THE FIGHTER's Dicky Ecklund as Superman with Quentin Tarantino as director
ReplyDeleteThat little tremble tremble that yall just felt was my falling down the wall with a Nancy Kerrigan old school cry of "WWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY".
ReplyDeleteI swear that she is a toxic as a case of Ebola in the back of a Ford Pinto being driven by a blind meth head.
soju addict, please don't ruin my soft core late night shows; my husband works away a lot and sometimes that is all I have.
ReplyDeleteIf the folks behind this movie have any sense they'd hesitate to hire Lindsay to play "pedestrian looking startled and pointing at sky", but this bitch keeps getting chances for some unholy reason.
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, the perspective in that Superman drawing is all wrong. His head and neck look to be about about a half-foot behind his body. Like Clark Kent is wearing a red sweater and standing behind a Superman costume.
I figured this was some gambit to stay out of jail, so that she can go into court and say "I have to be able to work!"
ReplyDeleteI like weezy's theory, LL's looking hyper-employable could persuade LL's lawyer to work without payment for now, OR to get a loan for the lawyer from someone else.
ReplyDeleteOh please.
ReplyDeleteThe only "connection" Blohan can have with *any* Superman production is the fact that her initials are LL. (Superman trivia)
Unless of course they're doing a "Bizzaro world" sequence.
Then she'd be perfect without much makeup.
Good God, I hope Lohan is not in this film. We need a GOOD Superman movie, Lohan will not make this film good.
ReplyDeleteAnd now TMZ is reporting that a mobile tanning company is suing her for her failure to pay over $40k in tanning charges.
ReplyDeleteI'm seriously wondering about all these companies that offer the stars the services up front without payment. Don't they get tired of getting burned? Is Lindsay even good "exposure" for their company? She always looks orange.
LILO allow me to introduce you to Sean Young. Good? Now let's talk CATWOMAN.
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Maybe she should ask Vince the Slapchop guy if he has anything she can be in.
ReplyDeleteI used to feel sorry for her. Now I don't care. I really, really hope she goes to jail for at least months at a time this time. She needs to know her actions have consequences.
She appears in court today at 4:30 EST, lets see what happens....I'm guessing nothing but maybe they'll surprise me.
ReplyDeleteOoh, good theory, janine!
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