Spending My Dreams With Camille & Kelsey

This has started to happen with greater frequency and is starting to become alarming. Do you spend your dream time with celebrities? Last night I had the misfortune of dreaming about Camille & Kelsey Grammer. This was not just some quick, oh there they are kind of dream. Nope. I was forced to spend what felt like several hours with the couple. I will try and recap, but what was once a vivid dream with accompanying night terror sweat has turned into like an Inception, maybe it will all hopefully go away like all those buildings.

Camille was on her way to Hawaii. Kelsey was on his way to get married in London, but decided to go the long way around through Hawaii. Hey, it's a dream. I was actually nice to Camille in the dream. I guess I must be on her side sub-consciously. That scares me for a number of reasons, but primarily because my sub-conscious is spending time thinking about Camille. Uggh.

So, I was walking in the airport with Camille and she was saying that even though she hated Kelsey she had spent about $250K buying him cars and gifts for his birthday. I guess to make him feel bad? I don't know. Well, Camille went off to do her own thing and Kelsey found me and started talking to me and handed me a huge wad of cash. Like a Tracy Morgan wad of cash and said he hoped I would write bad things about Camille. A bribe? My first.

I then told him Camille had bought him all these things for his birthday and he said he knew how to get back at her and was gave me his credit card to buy Camille something cheap. Well, the airport suddenly opened up and revealed itself as a shopping mall. Camille found me and together we decided to buy her something really expensive. Where to buy? Camille left all of a sudden and I was running late for my flight. Then an airline rep came up to me and said I had to leave, so no gift buying. I ran for my flight and heard someone say, "well someone has to be last." I think that line comes from a movie or show I just watched. Anyway, I am headed back to my extra wide seat in coach when suddenly Kelsey smiles at me and pats the middle seat next to him and apparently he wants me to sit next to him on the flight. I sat down and that must have been my tipping point because I woke up.

Now that I have talked about it maybe I can forgo the years of therapy which I really think I need. I swear if I have a dream about how I am best friends with Denise Richards and Eva Longoria, I will figure out a way to never dream again. Either that or buy a better brand of tequila.