Spending My Dreams With Camille & Kelsey
This has started to happen with greater frequency and is starting to become alarming. Do you spend your dream time with celebrities? Last night I had the misfortune of dreaming about Camille & Kelsey Grammer. This was not just some quick, oh there they are kind of dream. Nope. I was forced to spend what felt like several hours with the couple. I will try and recap, but what was once a vivid dream with accompanying night terror sweat has turned into like an Inception, maybe it will all hopefully go away like all those buildings.
Camille was on her way to Hawaii. Kelsey was on his way to get married in London, but decided to go the long way around through Hawaii. Hey, it's a dream. I was actually nice to Camille in the dream. I guess I must be on her side sub-consciously. That scares me for a number of reasons, but primarily because my sub-conscious is spending time thinking about Camille. Uggh.
So, I was walking in the airport with Camille and she was saying that even though she hated Kelsey she had spent about $250K buying him cars and gifts for his birthday. I guess to make him feel bad? I don't know. Well, Camille went off to do her own thing and Kelsey found me and started talking to me and handed me a huge wad of cash. Like a Tracy Morgan wad of cash and said he hoped I would write bad things about Camille. A bribe? My first.
I then told him Camille had bought him all these things for his birthday and he said he knew how to get back at her and was gave me his credit card to buy Camille something cheap. Well, the airport suddenly opened up and revealed itself as a shopping mall. Camille found me and together we decided to buy her something really expensive. Where to buy? Camille left all of a sudden and I was running late for my flight. Then an airline rep came up to me and said I had to leave, so no gift buying. I ran for my flight and heard someone say, "well someone has to be last." I think that line comes from a movie or show I just watched. Anyway, I am headed back to my extra wide seat in coach when suddenly Kelsey smiles at me and pats the middle seat next to him and apparently he wants me to sit next to him on the flight. I sat down and that must have been my tipping point because I woke up.
Now that I have talked about it maybe I can forgo the years of therapy which I really think I need. I swear if I have a dream about how I am best friends with Denise Richards and Eva Longoria, I will figure out a way to never dream again. Either that or buy a better brand of tequila.
i love you honey, truly i do...and it is w/ that great love that i'd so remove the batteries from your remote control. your tv intake is becoming larger than your bacon intake. this simply cannot be.
ReplyDeletei had a dream about jennifer aniston at a charity bingo, she was getting ready to leave when we discovered the old lady has stolen all the $$
ReplyDeleteI had a random Neo Citran dream last week that my grade 9 English teacher (who I respected very much) was teaming up with John Travolta to convert me to Scientology. Was I ever pissed off when I woke up.
ReplyDeleteThat is funny because I usually dream with Madonna alot, but last night I had a dream with Beyonce go figure
ReplyDeleteMy doctor recently prescribed me Ambien, and it's caused me to have the most vivid, weird dreams ever. Like a few nights ago, when I dreamed that the zombie apocalypse had happened and I was fighting them off... with Beyonce. She and I had set up shop in a florist's boutique and were killing zombies. No idea why I dreamed it, but every night it has been something odd since I started taking these meds.
ReplyDeleteHoly hell, Montana! Both of us dreaming about Beyonce, that's too funny :)
ReplyDeleteI have celebrity dreams pretty frequently.
ReplyDeleteI dreamed I was in an episode of GLEE! last night so, you aren't the only one, Enty! :)
I could be worse, you could have dreamt you were best buddies with Rosanne and Spiedi
ReplyDeleteI need to know what y'all are drinking or taking to have these crazy dreams! Now, for a dream about some hot male celebrity I am pretty sure isn't setting my Gaydar off.....Hmmmm
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ReplyDelete@ 0 - I cannot take Ambien because I will wake up and eat in my sleep. I thought someone had broken in and had a snack the first time I woke up and found the kitchen light on and the remains of a meal. After the second time it happened I googled and found out that it has happened to a lot of people. One morning I found a jar of my homemade chipotle mayo on the living room coffee table with a raw egged in it. No frickin' idea what must have been going through my brain for me to do that...
ReplyDeleteI'd like to dream about Adrien Brody but no such luck thus far.
ReplyDeleteI had a dream that we were trapped in a old-timey theatre with an evil Bill Cosby (!) who was chasing us. At one point, a giant spider clamped itself to my ear.
ReplyDeleteAny analysis would be helpful, since I don't know wtf that came from. : )
Ugh, I actually dreamt of Charlie Sheen last night. And I don't spend much time thinking about Charlie Sheen.
ReplyDeleteWe were in Long Beach, or someplace close to there and I was loading up my Jeep Cherokee with random clothes and furniture stuff. Charlie was supposed to go with me, back home to San Diego, but he wanted to put the back seat down flat, so he could lay down in the back and bring a few girls with him. I laughed b/c we were just friends and it didn't phase me at all. All I was concerned with was fitting all the random crap in my Jeep, while giving them all enough room in the back.
@Mango- I've only taken Ambien for a few days so far, and nothing odd has happened to me, save for the weird, random dreams. I usually can't recall dreams either, but these have been very vivid and memorable. I've had other people tell me that it has caused them to walk and eat in their sleep as well, however. My husband hasn't caught me doing any of that yet though!
ReplyDeleteI dream about celebrities a LOT.
ReplyDeleteLOLOL Wow, I guess Beyonce gets around lol @ O
ReplyDelete@Tempestuous Grape: I swear, two nights ago I had a dream about staying in a homeless shelter with Adrien Brody!
ReplyDeleteAnother weird one was about hiding out on a deserted South Seas island with Angelina Jolie because WWIII was about to start. Then again, maybe that was a nightmare.
LOL @ all of your dreams!!
ReplyDeleteI don't usually dream about celebs, but I had one once about George Clooney that I treasure remembering!
Last night I had a dream about an ex-boyfriend and in the dream I kept thinking what a loser he was and why did I leave my husband for him! HA!
For those of you having problems when taking Ambien, try to take half a tablet. When my hubby takes a whole, he talks in his sleep. He even gets up and plays Farmville in his sleep. If he takes a half a tablet, he just gets a good night's rest without the funny business.
ReplyDeleteWhen I start dreaming about celebrities, I know it's time to cut back on my gossip reading.
ReplyDeleteLast month I watched the entire series of Veronica Mars in less than a week (thanks to being snowed in). Since then, I've repeatedly had VM type dreams - mostly of detective cases like in VM. Sometimes the VM characters are there.
Gads, I once dreamed that Kevin Costner was madly in love with me, but I was indifferent. That was a strange dream.
ReplyDeleteThen I had a wonderful dream that JFK Jr. & I were madly in love with each other. That was a very good dream.
I recently had a dream about jamming with U2. I could hear music in my head - guitar solo, drum beat, Bono was singing.
ReplyDeleteAlas, I don't play any musical instruments in real life.
But I wish I could record the music in my dreams.
Oooh, Miss X, I want Veronica Mars dreams!!!
ReplyDeleteI also had the freaky dreams with Ambien - had trouble telling reality from dreams I had sometimes.
Had to comment. I've had tons of celebrity/rock star dreams over the years, but the best one was this:
ReplyDeleteElvis somehow came back to life and he and I were riding together in his limo going to his big comeback concert. Opening act - Jim and Tammy Baker! MC - Merv Griffin. Top that!
Cymbalta gives me vivid dreams, sometimes I can't tell if they happened in real life or not. But it does make me dream about celebrities.
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Scroll down and you'll read about a couple of dreams I've had with celebrities.
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