Eve and a deer in the headlights looking Russell Simmons.
Tasmin Egerton crouches down to Ed Westwick and Felicity Jones.
Tove & Hayden Christensen.
A scary looking Marc Anthony with Jennifer Lopez.
Jude Law & Sienna Miller have called it quits. Too much mutual cheating.
Kate Bosworth and her sideways lean.
Kris Humphries with a pre-concert grope of Kim Kardashian.
So, who are all these photographers trying to shoot in Melbourne? Someone really famous probably.
Or Liz Hurley.
Lindsay Lohan on the way to see her probation officer. She then went to get her hair done for her booking photo tomorrow.
Tasmin Egerton crouches down to Ed Westwick and Felicity Jones.
Tove & Hayden Christensen.
A scary looking Marc Anthony with Jennifer Lopez.
Jude Law & Sienna Miller have called it quits. Too much mutual cheating.
Kate Bosworth and her sideways lean.
Kris Humphries with a pre-concert grope of Kim Kardashian.
So, who are all these photographers trying to shoot in Melbourne? Someone really famous probably.
Or Liz Hurley.
Lindsay Lohan on the way to see her probation officer. She then went to get her hair done for her booking photo tomorrow.
Bosworth always looks faint and listless. She has no sparkle anymore.
ReplyDeleteTed hinted strongly yesterday that JLo is "Strippa Rip ya", the one getting "pushed around" by her husband.
Lainey's been doing a whole thing about how different Christiansen's face looks these days. It's weird. He doesn't seemed to have gained weight, either.
Oh good. I thought we might have a day without a Kardashian picture. Crisis averted.
Whoa, Kris Humphries has giant mitts. And with the Kardashian paw wrapped around his finger, it reminds me of those photos people like to take of their newborns hanging onto a parent's finger. Y'know, minus the innocence and cleanliness.
ReplyDeleteOooh, is my BI guess right since the pic is here?!?!
ReplyDeleteWow! Feraltart called it just a little while wgo on the J Paul Getty III post - Guessing that Sienna was going to break up with Jude the moment she heard about Balthazar's dad. Coincidence? Conspiracy? either way I say BRAVO to Feraltart!
ReplyDeletedon't know, looks like Humphries is always 'mugging' for the camera -'hey, I found my way out of the pack, hit paydirt' look and kim, as usual, is looking more and more plastic. I figure a report is going to come out on botox any week saying that some of it goes into the system and is poisoning all these people and NO ONE should have more than 5 botox tx in their LIFETIME! and everyone is hollywood would show their fright, their fear, but, well, they can't for anyother 5,6 months.
ReplyDeleteI think Enty meant that Lindsey is going to get her nails done.... after the last courtroom manicure episode, I wonder what she'll write on there next.
ReplyDeleteDude. Kris Humphries. HUGE hands and Kim has that "Ya, you see how big his hands are? Well guess how big his....." look on her face.
Can't she just go away already. I can't stand that she is actually "famous" for anything. She already further proved that she has zero talent whatsoever last night at the Prince concert. She is a uselass twat!!
Which one of those two guys is supposed to be Hayden Christensen? Neither one looks like him. Hayden is tall and thin and has a thin face. Did he get a face transplant?
ReplyDeleteKate Bosworth's too-thin neck can't hold up her head.
ReplyDeleteThe big deal about Liz Hurley is not HER... it's because she's there to stay with Shane Warne who is probably one of the most famous men in Australia (retired cricketer, one of the best ever)
ReplyDelete@Char - I read a couple of weeks ago they had broken up already - she found out he was cheating on her, too.
ReplyDeleteToo bad Lindsay's gotten into trouble for stealing, because she has actually looked a little healthier since she's been out of rehab. Almost like she's really quit using coke.
ReplyDeleteMarc Anthony looks like Death. I can't imagine how gross he must look naked. JLo, for all her faults, is very pretty. I have never understood what she saw in him.
Awesome, no one deserves to get cheated on more than Liz Hurley.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in elementary school there was a line of Barbies called "Malibu Barbie", complete with fake tans and tan lines.
ReplyDeleteThe picture of Kim Kardashian just made me reminisce a little...
I bet people would pay to have Kris' hands cover up Kim's face. Looks big enough to do that with one hand.
ReplyDeleteBut he'll need both hands to cover up her ass.
Thanks L. Should be an interesting couple of months! Olivia Wilde is single too - someone lock up Ben Affleck!
ReplyDeleteTasmin Egerton's legs are in a very odd position.
ReplyDeleteHumphries hands are bigger than Kim's face, which looks incredibly waxy in this photo.
Ditto Jennifer, I couldn't figure it out either.
ReplyDeleteWhen doesn't Skeletor look scary?
Not to be mean, but whenever I see Kate Bosworth, she looks like she's having difficulty even holding her head up.
@RocketQueen she is here visiting him, staying at his house. They may have broken up but they are together now.
ReplyDelete@Char - lol, what an idiot she is.
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