For only the 18th time, Phil did not see his shadow. Well, I'm sure the people in the eastern half of North America would love to see spring come early.
And in Australia, Queensland had all those floods and now this monster?
Now, back to the snow. All of these cars are abandoned.
How do you get them back when the snow clears?
Why does Ali Fedotowsky keep getting invited to things? Why do I keep posting her picture?
Adam Sandler finally got his star and all it took was to have Jenifer Aniston co-star in a movie with him.
The Big Bang Theory guys at the Lakers game last night.
Christina Aguilera has a fashion line? Let me guess. Hmm, cleavage popping dresses and lipstick by the gallon. If you order now, she will throw in some bleach.
Chris Elliott returns to where he started. Letterman.
And in Australia, Queensland had all those floods and now this monster?
Now, back to the snow. All of these cars are abandoned.
How do you get them back when the snow clears?
Why does Ali Fedotowsky keep getting invited to things? Why do I keep posting her picture?
Adam Sandler finally got his star and all it took was to have Jenifer Aniston co-star in a movie with him.
The Big Bang Theory guys at the Lakers game last night.
Christina Aguilera has a fashion line? Let me guess. Hmm, cleavage popping dresses and lipstick by the gallon. If you order now, she will throw in some bleach.
Chris Elliott returns to where he started. Letterman.
Love the BBT guys at the Lakers game. Makes me smile to see them smiling. Thanks for all the reveals today, Enty.
ReplyDeletethe question is how did the people get out? walk? and how do they plow at all with all those cars there? In MPLS they'd just tow your ass. And number three: that much snow doesn't just "pop" up--how'd they get that stuck. Oh, and where is that?
ReplyDeleteChristina looks like J.Woww
ReplyDeleteI don't know who I just offended more.
Wow, that photo of Xtina looks like a big version of Snooki.
ReplyDeletesomeone really needs to talk to christina ....she just doesnt get it
ReplyDeleteIt's Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. I love that the mayor basically said "those dumbasses shouldn't have been on the road anyway!"
ReplyDeleteI hope Phil is right - I really want some of the 4+ feet of snow we have left to melt away asap!
"Why do I keep posting her picture?"
I can think of a lot better "celebs" you could ask that question about, Enty. At least Ali is a non-entity instead of a sucking hole of awfulness.
I live in Chicago, to Enty - there's a Chicago pound that you go to get your car. It was crazy, and I agree with Daley - we knew for days the storm was coming, people should not have been on LSD. Bad trip, man! ;)
ReplyDeleteI live near milwaukee and it took us 3 1/2 hours to dig out today. There were drifts 8+ feet tall from last night's blizzard. My son was sledding down the roof of my neighbors garage down the drifts! So yeah, I'm glad that rodent saw his damn shadow.
ReplyDeleteXtina has the alcoholic bloat about her, NOT a good look
ReplyDeletefor real, I've got spring fever already!
ReplyDeleteThe weather rat is 122 years old now. Average lifespan of a typical groundhog is from two to three years. I think it's time to put old Phil out to pasture. lol
ReplyDeleteI cringe at all the horrible weather, from the snowed-in US states to Queensland. And I feel horribly guilty with our beautiful California weather. We have to put up with LiLo so maybe this is compensation?
@ Melody...ya, gotta give you props for dealing with LiLo in your city (not to mention Bad Girls Club!!!).
ReplyDeleteHoly FUCK at that picture of the storm approaching Australia! It's the size of half the country!! Fingers always crossed for the country of my birth and the people and my family in it.
ReplyDeleteIt looks so strange to see Wolowitz in regular jeans ;)
Haaa, Mooshki!
ReplyDelete"sucking hole of awfulness"
Love it.
As my ex would say (re Xtina): "Good and boozy!" She does resemble Snookie, and has started to segue into alcoholic broad teritory.
ReplyDeleteFirst, Happy Groundhog's Day! (And I love, love, love the movie.)
ReplyDeleteChristina A. really needs to update her look. She's not that big, but she looks like it because she's short and she's letting her big ole boobs rest on her belly. If she'd quit dressing like a teenager, invest in a good bra and hoist those breast up where they belong, stop bleaching her hair, and stop applying her makeup with a spatula - she'd look 10 pounds lighter and 15 years younger.
i just can't get over how much weight xtina has gained. even her arms are heavy. some people lose weight when they get divorced, some gain, i guess.
ReplyDeleteAdd me to the list of those lookin' forward to Spring. Got 20 inches of snow N of Tulsa from that blizzard and we're just not used to that.
ReplyDeleteLove the Big Bang guys.
Adam Sandler's wife has a Jennifer Aniston haircut.
ReplyDeleteI'll take our SoCal earthquakes anyday over all that snow. Awesome pictures though; almost pretty.
ReplyDeletePoor Australia.
Christina's NOSE is fat.
ReplyDeleteshe looks horrendous.
Momster, funny we were just talking about last years storm like it was an anomoly!!! :) work Washburn today but nope. I can work from home and did just that!
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree about forewarning. Schools, businesses, state of emergency were all called on Monday with nary a snowflake in the sky.
That was a category 5 cyclone in Queensland. It hit land at midnight last night (Australian time). Australia has never seen a cyclone this big. So far no reported loss of life, but there are hundreds of miles of coastline that look like bombs went off. On the radio this morning a woman called in saying that her neighbours house was now in her backyard. The winds are still going as the cyclone moves inland (still at a category 3 now) so the true extent won't be known for several days.
ReplyDeleteI think mother nature is intent on making Queensland part of the Pacific ocean. There is just so much devastation now... cleanup will take months, rebuilding will take years :-(
I feel for everyone in the snow storm too... stay safe!
as far as Xtina, she has to be the only woman to gain weigh, but her boobs look smaller? Her arms looks fleshy, which is never a good look, IMO. I don't care if she is rock hard, but it'd be nice if she put some effort into looking healthy.
ReplyDeleteyuck.
I hope everyone in Australia is safe.
As the Countess sang...Money Can't Buy You Class!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm talking to you Christina A, Leanne R., reality jokes...
Forget the snow and fat Christina, thank you Enty for Chris Elliot!
ReplyDeleteFunniest man ever!
Holy mother of God, that photo of the storm heading for Australia is scary. Do keep in mind that the land mass in that photo is about the same size of the continental United States and look at it again.
ReplyDeleteThat Ali caption sounds like she could be involved in a blind item.
ReplyDeleteYep Yasi is a shocker.
Hi all,
ReplyDeleteThe good news about Australia is that the destruction wasn't as bad as anticipated. It will be devestating for those affected, but as of this morning there were no reports of injuries or loss of life. My dad drove 300 kms from Cairns to Cooktown and he said that they didn't get any rain or wind up there. Sadly there are houses that have been destroyed, and trees were uprooted, huge trees, can't believe the early photos. We will get a more complete picture over the coming week.
You'll never lose your house because of snow. I'll take Canadian winter over the threat of typhoons, earthquakes, hurricanes and cyclones. Sure it sucks for a bit but it'll never require a telethon.
ReplyDeleteAs for the cars... ugh. Idiots. If you don't have snow tires, don't drive. And I mean snow tires, not useless "all season."
Xtina needs a mirror by the door so she can see how ridiculous she looks before she leaves the house. Still putting on the clown makeup.
ReplyDeleteThat freaking rodent better be right. I live in PA. I will hunt him down and turn him into a hat if he is wrong (and I am anti-fur). Sorry, I am just weather weary.
ReplyDeleteMy sympathies for those in Australia. I've been through more hurricanes here in FL than I can remember, so I know what they are dealing with.
ReplyDeleteO.M.G. Xtina's nose is BULBOUS. I wonder how many assistants were required to order her glass of whatever.
What i love about being aussie is we have the weirdest sense of humour.
ReplyDeleteI quote a good friend of mine who was in the direct path of cyclone yasi just before they bunkered down..
"We have water, food and a generator and the beer. If the electricity goes out, we just have to drink all the beer.."
lol
Audrey - if I had to take LiLo or the snow.. I'd take the snow. And I HATE being cold.
ReplyDeleteThat photo of Australia with the hurricane is scary.
And The Big Bang Theory is the funniest show on TV.
Good to know, feraltart :)
ReplyDeleteI always say I'd love to move from the south but then I see those snow pics & am like "NO WAY." I get about all I can stand here.
ReplyDeletePoor Australia! :( Glad to hear there was no loss of life.
Ali's dress is CUTE. Roberto is working (supposedly) at State Farm in CA so....maybe she is the only one trying to stay in the spotlight?
XTina is exactly two weeks younger than me, and damn, I feel good about myself right now. I'm not a size 0 or a model or anything, but I (hope I ;) ) have a fairly nice body, a relatively pretty face and some damned makeup sense. I also know how to bleach my hair without ruining it or my look.
ReplyDeletePoor girl. For a while there I thought she was going to be the classier, more talented version of Britney Spears. Oh well.