Kim Kardashian's Song Is Close To Being Released
A few months ago when Kim Kardashian was discussing her recording career I did not really think anything would come of it. I mean, she said she was working on some songs and she got The Dream to stop being an a-hole for a couple of minutes to produce the track, but it was out of sight and out of mind and a lot of Hail Mary's hoping that nothing would come of it. Well, I have to find a new church or religion or maybe turn t Alison the psychic because Kim says that her song is coming out in three weeks which means that not only will she be all over your televisions, but your radios, elevators, grocery stores, and any other place there is a speaker.
She says she has a really cute voice and that it is a dance track which translates to, maybe she thinks her voice is ok, but she needed a whole lot of background noise to make the track listenable.
next story please.
ReplyDeleteMake it stop.
ReplyDeletePop music committed suicide a long time ago. Probably about when MTV came along and looks and style became more important than music and substance. Now worms are eating the corpse.
ReplyDeleteThe Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse have her on their IPods.
ReplyDeletePlease, let this mess end up in a Dollar Tree bin next to Kate Gosslens parenting book.
I'm sure her music career will be as successful as Paris Hilton's.
ReplyDeleteNEXT!
"She says she has a really cute voice and that it is a dance track which translates to, maybe she thinks her voice is ok, but she needed a whole lot of background noise to make the track listenable."
ReplyDeleteLOL, Enty!
I wonder if she spent 2 million on her record like Heidi Montag did. Or was it sponsered by Twitter and Valtrex.
ReplyDelete"cute voice" LOL - So a lot of auto-tune and mixes, no real singing at all, how...like many others.
ReplyDeleteThis is reason #167 why I love satellite radio. When Paris Hilton's single came out, I heard maybe a few seconds of it online and then never heard it again. If you stick to non-pop stations, you will never hear this crap.
ReplyDeleteAnd in related news, the sales of ear plugs just skyrocketed.
ReplyDeleteLOL@Simone
ReplyDeleteI suspect it will sound similar to Angelina's from Jersey Shore.
ReplyDeleteThat dress looks like it is made of plaster of Paris.
ReplyDelete@chop chop - I listen to top 40 in my car and don't subscribe to satellite radio and never was subjected to Paris Hilton's crapola.
ReplyDeleteIf the Kardhashians fell off of the face of the earth, would anyone notice the void. Really??
The good thing is she seems to be on the same career path as Paris Hilton, which means in a couple of years we won't have to see her at all. Complete irrelevance is on the horizon.
ReplyDeleteI vote for a CDAN ban on all things Kardashian. Is that too much to ask?
ReplyDeleteUgh, you just know she's going to collab with the Biebs soon since they're like BFF or whatever. Gag me with a ladle. If there is a God, please make it stop.
ReplyDeleteI cannot stand this chick!! Who the hell would want to listen to that crap. PLEASE GO AWAY!! End of rant.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard any real singers describe their own voice that complimentary (at least not out loud/in public). Only people like Kim Zolciak & Kim Kardashian think things like that.
ReplyDeleteEnty, at this point, I'm pretty much convinced that the Kardashians PAY you to mention how much you despise them.
ReplyDeleteIf you loathe them, don't give them the publicity -- particularly when the news really isn't all that interesting.