Eating A Pizza A Day Saves Your Life
Forget about that whole eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away. The only apples I eat are swathed in pie or cobblers. That counts doesn't it? Oh, and turnovers. Apple martinis. Can't forget that. Anyway, I am losing track here and getting very hungry. Never before though has there ever been research that indicates that if you eat a large pizza everyday that you will live longer. Well, there is now research saying just that. Kind of. Ok, not really, but someone who eats a large Domino's pizza everyday did get their life saved by their delivery person.
For the past three years, an 82 year old woman who must have the largest appetite of any 82 year old woman has ordered a large thin crust pepperoni pizza and two diet cokes. So, when the woman had not called in three days, her regular delivery got worried and went over to the woman's house. No one answered the door when the driver knocked so she called 911. Paramedics and police found the woman alive, but on the floor.
So, the point of all this, besides the happy ending is to make sure you get a pizza everyday. I would say two, but I only do that when there is some kind of special.
Speaking of which, even though there are always these ads for low cost pizzas from chains, doesn't it always seem like your pizza bill is the same as it was five years ago?
