This is the greatest thing ever. Not only did this guy Paz crash Paris Hilton's birthday party, but he made off with the $2000 birthday cake. Now, I have crashed some parties in my day and was happy to drink the free booze and maybe even take some with me, but an entire birthday cake at the birthday party? Unbelievable. I will direct you to Paz's Facebook page where he explains it all in great detail with lots of pictures to back it up, but it is priceless and will definitely make you smile a lot today. Someone sticking it to Paris. Now, hopefully no one makes a big deal about the missing cake.
It's pretty bad that they'd have thrown it out otherwise. What a waste.
ReplyDeleteGreat story.
Love the story and his pics. Awesome. I'd eat the hell out of that cake. I guess in Hollywood they all stay so thin because they ingest the cocaine and throw away the cake. Guess I'm battling to stay a size 6 because I've always done just the opposite.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteLove it! What a great story. Act like you know what you are doing and no one questions you. Good job, my man. Please have a big 'ol slice for me. Thanks for saving the cake!
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ReplyDeleteWasteful bunch of losers - glad someone had the sense to save the cake. Now eat it, man!
ReplyDeleteTeam Paz.
ReplyDeleteThat is completely awesome. And don't you know Paris is pissed. : )
ReplyDeleteWonder if he will be charge for stealing the cake??
ReplyDeletehahahhahaha- you know no one ate the cake, because there were lines to be had in an upstairs room.
ReplyDeletehaaahaahaa!!! that is all.
ReplyDeleteEpic win
ReplyDeleteHysterical. Loved the commentary on the night. Like Paris was going to eat that anyway.
ReplyDeleteGeez-- that's one ugly cake! I can't decide whether "Paz" made this whole thing up or whether this is really Paris Hilton's Birthday cake. Guess she should have called Buddy the "Cake Boss"!
ReplyDeleteI'm staring at the cake and wondering what's inside ? Yeah I'd eat it....
ReplyDeleteQuote of the decade:
ReplyDeleteParis' rep had no comment on Cakegate, but a source close to the birthday girl says, "She thinks it's so pathetic that someone feels the need to get attention like that."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"70 pounds of awesome in my lap"
ReplyDeleteThat made my night
"I have to rescue that cake."
ReplyDeletehahahaha
I totally agree Paz- this is also my main concern when witnessing confection going to waste.
:)
I will say though that while the top tier and bottom tier look like a Paris Cake, the middle tier is odd with its ghoulish eyes... whats up with that?
ReplyDeleteI just left him a note telling him just how much he rocks for this one, and I sure hope no one has ideas of busting him for it--after all, if they were only going to throw it away at the end of the night, then someone might as well take it, right?
ReplyDeleteNot that I'm sticking up for any of the Hiltons but someone DID commit a crime and if it were me, I'd press charges. I don't think whether or not they were going to toss it out is relevant here; thievery is thievery and illegal. (Enty, my "lawyer" friend, chime in anytime...) Now, if you want to pull a good "joke" on Paris, hide her coke from her (i.e. something she's NOT going to report to the cops) and capture her freak-out on camera and post THAT on your Facebook. Then and only then will I bow down to Mr. Paz!
ReplyDelete*bows down before Paz*
ReplyDeleteTruly epic win.