Well, I wondered why anyone would ask Angelina Pivarnick from Jersey Shore to marry them and now I have my answer. It was all a hoax. Apparently Angelina wants her own reality show and thinks the wedding preparations would be a good basis for a show. Meanwhile, the guy who asked her thinks Angelina will be invited back to Jersey Shore so wants to make sure he gets shot on film and a chance to make some of that promotional money from being on the show. But, as it turns out, the guy who proposed sent a text to Angelina shortly after the engagement calling her an evil person. Also, Angelina is not even dating the guy who proposed to her but some guy who lives out on Staten Island and actually even stays most nights over at his place.
who? is this show worth watching? *jersey shore virgin*
ReplyDeleteDesperation never looks attractive.
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Sorry, sweetie.
She's hot. She's hot. Like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top.
ReplyDeleteOr, you know. Whatever.
Why does anyone even pay these people any mind? They make more money than most of us ever will, for doing what?
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable. I watched last season with her and she seriously has a few screws loose, this one. Everyone was glad to see her leave. I swear she's a pathological liar.
ReplyDeleteFrom the first season, she was the least likeable cast member. I hated her, so no way in hell would I watch her reality show.
ReplyDeleteWhat a loser staging a fake engagement!?!
She really is just a dirty little hamster.
ReplyDelete@ O - That is funny as hell!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNever a good idea to steal your PR stunt ideas from Heidi & Spencer.
ReplyDelete@0 - one of the best things to come out of the Situation's mouth :)
ReplyDeleteWhy does this chick exist? She's nasty and dilusional.
ReplyDeleteSo...Angelina's as hot as an ice cream cone? Huh.
ReplyDeleteWell, if some girl tries to take her place, step off, bitch, or she'll punch your face!
@MCH: My first thought? "What a loser!"
Angelina is the Pete Best of reality whores.
ReplyDelete@Robert -- precisely.
ReplyDeleteOkay, what would really be news is if we find out that the whole "Jersey Shore thing" and the things associated with it were hoaxes...THAT would be news I would celebrate!
ReplyDelete@ 0 lol I almost spit out my gum when I read that!
ReplyDeleteShe must be kicking or punching herself watching the others reap in fame and fortune.
ReplyDeleteThat guy thinks she'll be invited back? Not bloody likely. They're done with her.
ReplyDeleteI hadn't seen the first season, so I watched a few episodes online. I couldn't believe she was given a chance to come back with the way she acted towards the house owner who was also her boss.
If she couldn't perpetuate the hoax with the guy she's really seeing, I wonder what he must look like.