Yeah, It Must Be Love
One of the creepiest guys I have ever seen has become engaged to Sophie Monk. Apparently his wallet was big enough to overcome his looks. Sophie announced she was engaged this morning and described the guy as a male version of herself. Umm, so he is a tall blond who likes to find guys to buy her things while she pretends to be an actress? Well, then I guess it will work out. Apparently the two have been friends for a really long time, but he finally earned enough points through Sophie's frequent rewards program to get married. Her former boyfriend, Benji Madden had enough money to earn the engagement points, but his problem was he was also trying to earn points in the Paris Hilton program.
maybe the sex is great? maybe he's clever,funny,charming?but the real question is who is she?
ReplyDeleteHe might be the orangest man I've ever seen after Valentino.
ReplyDelete@pomme - she is no one, but she tries really hard to be. Lots of plastic surgery for a girl so young.
@ pomme, I too am confused. Who is she?
ReplyDelete@pomme hahaha... That was my first thought!
ReplyDeleteI had to iMDB her. Nothing of note that I'd heard of except one episode of Entourage entitled "The Day F**kers" :-/
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a hitman. Bad angle??
Thank God! For a second, I thought that was Clive Owen and some teenybopper. Glad I'm not the only one saying "Who?"
ReplyDeleteYikes.
ReplyDeleteHappy Australia Day everybody! Sophie Monk went on a talent show here in Australia called Popstars and was one of 5 women picked to be in a band called Bardot. The really sad thing is she has talent, she is a classically trained singer who can do opera. She also used to be stunningly beautiful and have meat on her bones. She could have become a session musician if an album didn't work out for her, but instead she turned into the anorexic wax figure you see today.
ReplyDeleteApparently he's French, much older (50 versus 31) and involved with licensing brands such as Playboy. I haven't checked her bridal registry but if she is asking for a pack of Playmate playing cards or a nice bunny head keychain, I think all of us at CDAN should chip in to buy it for the lovely couple!
ReplyDeleteGood GOD, she looks like Wildenstein progeny!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Oz Day, feraltart. :-) I love the crap out of your beautiful country.
Good heavens. Oh well, perhaps he is funny. Funny beats everything to me.
ReplyDeleteHappy Australia Day, feraltart (your handle makes me think of a Tasmanian Tiger who gets around!) from Canada! How are things where you are? Did you have to evacuate?
I am pretty sure this is a mistake. That is obviously John Boehner, our beloved Speaker of the House and Wildensteinbeast. Sheesh. I hope those two can make this work. I wish them the best.
ReplyDeleteGypsy, no wonder he cries so much.
ReplyDeleteThe guy looks like he knows how to fix a sink. (Not that there's anything wrong with it - it looks like he's wearing a Dakota work shirt from Mark's Work Wearhouse.)
Thanks for the Happy Australia Day shout-outs!
ReplyDeleteMari, I am in NSW, so luckily we have been spared. I have a really good friend in Canada - have been to Vancouver Island on a day trip and it was so pretty and everyone was so friendly. Canada is totally on my must-do list.
She spent a long weekend in Vegas with Nigel Lythgoe, who is a lot older and creepier than this guy. But after his pricey divorce, she probably realized he wouldn't hand over his wallet to her.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a hit man from The Sopranos. Hope he is a good guy, really.
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