Chelsea Handler needs to get a new PR person because what they are spinning is just foolish. US Weekly has a big headline that says Chelsea dumped 50 Cent right before the holidays and broke his heart. Now, I don't care if 50 Cent got his heart broken or not because I am not a fan, but this is such obvious crap by Chelsea's people that it almost makes me like 50. Almost. I guess I just dislike Chelsea more. Way more. And that is tough considering that 50 kicked his baby mom and baby to the curb from the house they were living.
Anyway, the story has quotes like 50 tried to get Chelsea back by buying her gifts but she would send them back with notes that said, "I can buy my own gifts." Yeah, like 50 was out at some store over the holidays, tears in his eyes as he walked the aisles and over the music system, Against All Odds and old Chicago songs played on an endless loop. At one point, 50 stops and a group of holiday shoppers gather around him as they sing the chorus to Endless Love.
These two were the most common guess for the recent blind about a television personality getting the herp from her rapper boyfriend. I think that's probably a more likely reason for their breakup.
ReplyDeleteYou mentioned the old soft rock ballads on endless loop, but the only appropriate love song I can think of for these two the one that goes, "Or is this burning an eternal flaaaame?"
ReplyDeleteThat song always makes me think of STDs.
She found someone with more money.
ReplyDeleteIs she crawling back to E!'s president?
ReplyDeleteI have always liked her & her show but the last few months she has just turned me off with humor & behavior.
ReplyDelete@ RQ - astonishing that, if the BI guesses were right, Chelsea didn't already have the love bug.
ReplyDeletei just don't find her funny...maybe her BFF Jen didn't like him
ReplyDeleteI find her to be utterly vile.
ReplyDeleteDid you see her interview with Piers Morgan?!?! Hee-larious! He made a sly reference to her having carnal knowledge of 50 Cent and I have to say, I never thought she was much of an actress, but she lied VERY well!
ReplyDeleteI bet Fiddy and his crew are still laughing to hard to even come up with a rebuttal to this.
ReplyDeleteI used to love her. But now, she is just not funny anymore.
ReplyDeleteWell, I still like her. She hasn't turned me off yet! :)
ReplyDeleteI can't really see her selling that line of bullshit to any tabloid but, no I am definitely not buying that he'd be heartbroken. I'm sure they both got out of that relationship what was needed.
Both of them are vile, angry, and unattractive. They deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteAny person who would associate with that misogynist homphobic man, so full of hate and anger, must be blind, stupid or agree with him. He actually encouraged people to bully gay guys on his twitter feed... remember that?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm sure he told his "hoes" to stop twirling 'round the stripper pole in his house because he was so heartbroken.
ReplyDeleteSince when did he become so gentrified?