You know, this kind of makes sense. E! is reporting that Tila Tequila has been shacking up most nights over at Dave Navarro's home for the last six months or so. I was wondering why she got all quiet and stuff. It used to be prior to that all we would see is Tila this and Tila that and Tila stripping and Tila dying and Tila falling out of her chair drunk and fake crying and drama drama drama. She has been quiet so perhaps Dave has been good for her. He certainly does like a certain type. Carmen Electra, Tila Tequila. He likes that porn star look with little bit of crazy thrown in for color. Oh, you don't think Carmen is a little crazy? She married Dennis Rodman. You can't argue against that. No matter what you might say to say she is perfectly normal, I just have to say she married Dennis Rodman. I will always win.
I wonder how long it is before Tila talks Dave into a reality show.
This *totally* makes sense.
ReplyDeleteYep. We can only hope there's not a sex tape attached to this union. Sex tapes are so passe.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, Dave had a reality show long before Tila - Remember his show with Carmen?
ReplyDeleteDave's a nice guy, but he is very girly. He's all about emotions and skincare and manicures and stuff. Way too girly for me.
Also, interesting fact about Dave: He was on America's Most Wanted when he was a kid - someone killed his mom.
ReplyDeleteCase was never solved.
Jessica - I think the case *was* solved. His mother's boyfriend at the time killed her and her best friend.
ReplyDeleteAnd he was on "Rockstar"! I miss that show.
ReplyDeleteOh Dave...
But on the other hand, I am sleep deprived and feeling off.. so I say what the heck, who knows, they could be the next Ozzie and Harriet.
I look forward to their children.
ReplyDeleteand, by the way, that picture totally looks like Dave has had some work done around the eyes. It just doesn't look like him, somehow.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, Dave has had some work done. They look so dirty and used...lol.
ReplyDeleteHe's Mr. "I'm sooooo in love" and so is she, so it makes sense. This will not last and will probably not end well.
ReplyDeleteThey can call their show "Gross and Grosser".
ReplyDeleteI don't buy it. These two are on twitter 24/7, no way neither of them mentioned it.
ReplyDelete@ parissucksliterally...
ReplyDeleteHaaaa! You just cracked me UP!
Best laugh I've had in days, thank you.
Could the be friends with benefits?
ReplyDeleteI've known about this for some time. Tila tweeted about him, but never used his name.
ReplyDeleteMy question is, who cares about this has been and never was? NO ONE!
I thought I saw a picture of her recently and it looked like she had a lot of work done. I can't find it now. At least she's shorter than he is.
ReplyDeleteHot, talented mess (love Dave), meet Crazy. This is a match made in the sleazy version of heaven. Good for you, Dave, good for you. She's off her rocker, but she's also beautiful. AND, I hear Crazy chicks are fantastic in bed, so this will last at least couple of days, until Dave suddenly realizes the sex just ain't worth it.
ReplyDeleteThis rumor is not true at all. It had already been debunked an hour after it was first put out.
ReplyDeleteReally?
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