Ted C Blind Item
We've always had a girl-crush on Carmelita Salami-Climber. She's très likable.
Hell, this reality starlet has won America over, and it doesn't look like she'll be dancing out of the spotlight anytime soon.
But we just learned the funniest story about Carmelita, while she was trying to make the jump from being just famous to über-famous: See, Miz Climber has been in the Hollywood scene for many years and has never been strapped for cash.
What's a hottie to do when she wants a pair of shoes that even the most A-list of celebs are on the waiting list for?
Screw the guy who is the celebrity endorser for the company, natch!
At a house party a while back, Salami-Climber ran into the dark and handsome dude who, at the time, was working with the brand that had the goods Carm was lusting after.
And the conversation went a little something like this:
"I'm dying to get those new shoes. How do I get off the wait list?" Salami-Climber asked, batting those pretty eyelashes of hers.
"If you f—k me I'll make it happen," laughed celeb. X.
"OK."
The good-looking duo (who are still pals, for what it's worth) proceeded to go upstairs at the house party and do it in the shower. We need to turn on the cold water just hearing about this one!
More than a few partygoers witnessed this wet ‘n' wild encounter go down—literally. The glittery folks in attendance followed right along to see the licentious exchange go down, as it were.
And before you judge, keep in mind many on the guest list of that party have done much worse things to get what they wanted.
Weird, this kinda makes us like CSC even more? Can't say why, exactly.
Maybe it's because Carmelita actually still sleeps with this guy semi on the reg (when she's not dating someone else famous to keep her in the spotlight), so why not get a good pair of heels out of it?
And It Ain't: Kelli Bensimon, Patti Stanger, Lo Bosworth
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
ReplyDeleteCamille Grammer?
ReplyDeleteSomeone who was on DWTS...
ReplyDelete"and it doesn't look like she'll be dancing out of the spotlight anytime soon."
This sure sounds like Hough. If not Hough, then Cheryl ... Cole, is it? The petite dancer. And Kanye.
ReplyDeletewish i had an idea. i don't.
ReplyDeletei mean, i only just caught the 'valley of the dolls' name reference for ted c...
haha
The word judge or judging is in there too.
ReplyDeleteI wish this were J.Lo and her g.d. Louboutins....she's a slag, but the clues don't fit.
At first I thought Karina, but Enty has made comments about how much of a golddigger Julianne is so I'll go with her.
ReplyDeleteKim K was on DWTS. I'll go with that guess.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Karina Smirnoff as well. She seems like such a starfucker to me.
ReplyDeleteI thought Kim K, because of the "won't be dancing". new club song, failed at DWTS..
ReplyDeleteI love the Kim K guess.
ReplyDeletebut all the clues are reality "not-the-star, starts"..which would lead me to a Kardashian sister..
ReplyDeleteIt can't be Julianne Hough because I am sure Mr. Seacrest can purchase her anything she wants.
ReplyDeleteKim K.
ReplyDeleteAudrina Patridge
ReplyDeleteJesus, who fucks for shoes?!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Ceiling Eyes Audrina Patridge also.
ReplyDeleteI still can't get over the fact she got Chris Pine.
the part about her winning america over makes me think it's not kim k. or am i the only one who thinks she's a talentless whore and wishes she'd go away?
ReplyDeletei like the julianne hough guess because this incident isn't recent---sounds like it was awhile back, but probably after she went on DWTS.
Kim K. makes sense because she comes from money. Though many of us hate her, America seems to love her. My question is, what shoes require a wait list? And does Kayne West endorse any shoes that require a wait list?
ReplyDeleteThe Huffingator. She has gold digger written all over her--and it wouldn't surprise me at all if she did it with someone in the shower for shoes. KK is no where near being an American Sweetheart--more like an annoying bitch who won't go away no matter what pesticide you use--but she has more than enough pull in the fashion circles that she doesn't have to wait for shoes.
ReplyDeleteHough
ReplyDeleteTotally Kim K & Kanye West! Kanye Has released sneakers with Louis Vuitton and has a good relationship with Marc Jacobs! He also interned at Fendi while staying in Rome last year.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ "Carmelita SALAMI-CLIMBER"! read between the lines guys! Totally Kim K!
Someone who was on DWTS as well as either Hell's Kitchen or Top Chef.
ReplyDelete("dancing out of the spotlight", "Salami-Climber", and "Hell, this reality starlet has won America over".)
Anyone knows?
I'll say Kim K as well. She may be a talentless whore, but people still watch her shows and buy the magazines with her on the cover.
ReplyDeleteI love the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West guess, but isn't Kanye gay?
ReplyDeleteAudrina Patridge, gotta be!
ReplyDeleteKim K ain't hurtin for cash but AP is a diff story!