Shakira Finally Stopped Pretending

For about the past year it has been pretty obvious that Shakira was not exactly the most faithful person in the whole world when it came to her boyfriend and their relationship. Finally she went ahead and made the announcement the two split. Look, they went out for a very long time and it did not work. The thing is, I think she should have done it a long time ago. There were so many close calls publicly for her in the last year that I am shocked nothing actually came out.

Instead, she gets to go ahead and put her spin on the whole thing and how they are friends and will remain so and blah blah blah. Attention all professional tennis players. Here comes Shakira.