Helen Mirren and my buddy Martha Plimpton hanging out in the Palm Springs sunshine.
I'm not exactly sure what Miss Teen Of America is, but apparently she is a reader, so yay!
Meanwhile, contestants for the Miss America pageant attempt to see who can pretend to eat ice cream the most realistically.
Mark Wahlberg getting an award for acting?!? Can't be singing. Must be acting.
Natalie Portman not looking very pregnant, but very gold trimmed.
Love Sparrow's hair.
A book I would actually read. Patton Oswalt does need some sun though.
Pete Wentz gets a perm.
Judging by the attire I would say Simon just attended a garage sale at Michael Lohan's house.
Wendie Malick an a martini. That is a party.
Simon screams GAY
ReplyDeleteI adore Wendie Mallick
Yesterday we rented The Other Guys. We laughed like crazy. At everyone other than Marky Mark. He kind of sucked the funny out of some scenes.
ReplyDeleteI adore Malick, too :)
ReplyDeletePete Wentz looks like a young Tom Jones. That's not a compliment.
I just read there's a film festival in Palm Springs and I'm going to be there Friday for a few days of vacay! Hope it's still on while I'm there!
Doesn't look like Simon
ReplyDeleteI am seeing Patton Oswalt on the 29th - stand up at Largo! I am excited...
ReplyDeleteOh, Simon.
ReplyDeleteLove Patton Oswalt. My husband went to see him here when I was out of town & said he was great. I definitely want to read his book too.
I disagree. I loved Marky Mark in The Other Guys. He was always trying to be serious, which is very funny in a comedy movie!
ReplyDeleteSparrow will get beaten up for years to come because of his name.
ReplyDeleteWhat where his parents thinking??
Oswalt's book got a good review in Entertainment Weekly.
ReplyDeleteHe was perfect in Ratatouille. Love that movie.
On the who is Enty train...
ReplyDeleteHow many Ent Lawyers from Beverly Hills other than Jeff Cohen are personal friends with Martha Plimpton?
Maybe she's a super popular gal?
sadly, that's pete's natural hair
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that is Pete's natural hair. He is half black you know.
ReplyDeleteActually now that I think about it, he has probably tried to straighten it some so that's why it turned out weird like that.
@K - Pete Wentz is NOT half-black. He's half Pacific Islander.
ReplyDeleteSparrow won't be going to that kind of school. There are schools that exist where kids don't get beat up at all. Hard to believe, but it's true!
ReplyDeleteLol - as a part Pacific Islander myself (Maori), I appreciate the distinction, Nightmare Child :)
ReplyDeleteFFS it's ok to not be tanned you know. Sick of hearing someone "needs sun" or has "ghostly pallor". Tanning is unhealthy and dangerous whether with sun or chemicals. Pale is just fine.
ReplyDelete@ The Nightmare Child
ReplyDeletePete Wentz's mom must be having an identity crisis because that woman is black. Everything I ever read about her before she was black and now I can't find anything. I bet the Simpson's had something to do with her identity "change." She used to be mentioned on his Wikipedia page and now only his dad is mentioned.