Which eccentric fashion designer carries tampons to be in touch with his feminine side while he designs women's clothes?
Which extraordinarily wealthy jet-setting businessman has a wife and two girlfriends on different continents but refuses to be seen in public with any of them for fear that the others will go crazy with jealousy and sue him for his billions?
1. No clue.
ReplyDelete2. Richard Branson
Christian Siriano?
ReplyDeleteRichard Branson
1) Marc Jacobs
ReplyDelete2) Pepe Fanjul (sugar baron), although Richard Branson is a great guess
(1) John Galliano or Karl Lagerfeld
ReplyDelete(2) Richard Branson for sure.
I don't know and I don't care because my very good friend had a BABY!!! last night and that is all I can think about.
ReplyDeleteso my guesses are who knows and who cares!!! There's a new baby in the world!!
That's great, Sue-Ellen...take it to your blog, please.
ReplyDelete1. Lagerfeld.
2. Richard Branson
OH phoooooooooooooooey to you, Nightmare Child. I'm exploding over here. It cannot be contained.
ReplyDeleteAnd I already did.
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ReplyDeleteCongrats, SueEllen! :-)
ReplyDelete1-i like the siriano guess...he's a newb...i could see it.
ReplyDelete2-all of them?
Karl Lagerfeld is not eccentric! He is the norm, and it's the rest of us who are weird. That's my take on himm, anyway. I love him so much.
ReplyDeleteMarc Jacobs isn't eccentric, either. Everyone looks and acts like him after more than twelve months of solid meth use.
ReplyDeleteSpoil your friend and her baby, Sue Ellen! I love babies and I'm jealous.
ReplyDeleteTim Gunn. I just know he is wearing a pretty lace thong under those suits.
ReplyDeleteCongrats for your friend Sue Ellen and it is lovely that you are so happy for her.
ReplyDelete1. No idea
2. Richard Branson
Yes, yes. Babies are wonderful. We are talking about a man's tampons and a philandering billionaire dick. Maybe a better place to chat about it? Friends?? No?
ReplyDeleteSorry for the earlier explosion, but I had just found out an hour previously, and from talking with friends (there ya go, spansen) and family, I was busting everywhere and it couldn't be stopped or contained.
ReplyDeleteThank you to all that humoured me. I appreciate your kind words.
I thought I posted a second ago, but congrats Sue Ellen, kiss some baby-toes for me!
ReplyDelete@chihuahuense
ReplyDeleteI will inhale baby toes and fingers for the both of us, and everyone else.
I have more to say, but we can take it elsewhere, lest I offend someone else with my happiness.
;)
I seriously doubt Lagerfeld.
ReplyDeleteJust to be different, Trump?
Isn't Lagerfeld too old to have a period?
ReplyDeleteWhat The Nightmare Child said.
ReplyDeleteI'll say Austin Scarlett, just to be different.
ReplyDelete@lollydarling - Thank you. All you bored ass menopausal soccer moms need to hoof it somewhere else for all the baby talk. Shit's making me nauseated.
ReplyDeleteI really like the Austin Scarlett guess for #1.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Trump - he's been pictured with his wife many times. I do like the Branson guess though. I can't remember seeing a picture with him and his wife or other women.
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ReplyDeleteOK Sue Ellen, as a menopausal chick soccer mom (among other things) who still loves me some baby smell, congrats to you and your friend. Your joy is our gift.
ReplyDeleteNightmare Child: ginger tea, 4:20, or something. I'm worried.
3Culprits - As a single person with no children, having to hear about people gush about babies gets old after a while. And I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in that sentiment. Take that shit somewhere else. Please.
ReplyDeleteSalma Hayek's husband French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault who is the CEO of the luxury giant PPR and the son of one of France's richest men, Francois Pinault, whose fortune last year was estimated to be $16.9 billion by Forbes magazine.
ReplyDeleteSalma Hayek's husband is often photographed with her, and she has started using his last name professionally.
ReplyDeleteMy friends have babies all the time. I'm never excited enough to tell strangers because they don't care.
Yes, I second Nightmare Child yet again! I'm fine with babies, but as anita_mark so rightly said, 'strangers don't care', and we come here for celebrity gossip, not baby posts. Please leave it out in future in respect for what this site is actually about! Nightmare Child had a perfect right to tell someone on a gossip site that their post was bloody rude to the rest of us. I mean, 'I don't know and I don't care?' Outrageously rude.
ReplyDeleteOoh, and I like the Austin Scarlett guess. I can totally see that.
if you don't care about something, SKIP over it!!!
ReplyDeletesome of you have no empathy nor joy in your lives. unless of course it is artificial.
OK....It's like going into a restaurant, sitting down, and when the server asks what you'd like, saying "Nothing! My friend just had a baby! I'm so happy!" Ummm.....great for you and them and everybody (Really!), but WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING. HERE???
ReplyDeleteHonestly, nothing to do with being mean or joyless or hating babies. Certainly there is a baby blog out there somewhere just waiting for you. It's just not the right place. That's all. Are everyone's feelings ok? We're all just trying to have a little FUN and distraction with GOSSIP.
That said,
1) Needs to be someone NOT feeling very in touch with a feminine side already...??
2) Branson seems pretty solid.
Spansen NAILED it. Oh, god...that was PERFECT.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's sadder, the fact that you're STILL going on about this 24 hours later, or that some of you obviously have never been so joyful that it felt like you were going to bust?
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your lives.
Hah, Spansen!
ReplyDeleteLady Chatterly and Sue Ellen, you're STILL off-topic. Please take a very strong hint, ladies...