So, Charlie Sheen is out of the hospital and at home. He supposedly got himself a hernia which was the reason for the call to 911. Oh, and you know who called 911? Adrienne Maloof. Apparently the Real Housewife lives next door to Charlie. Considering Lisa also lives next door to Charlie, that is one crazy block. I think the hernia is crap, but if he did get one it is because he tried to have sex with a hooker while holding her up with one hand and simultaneously trying to get his nose in the briefcase full of coke he had in his other hand. A briefcase full of coke? That is one hell of a party. One of the hookers/porn stars (see above) got herself a lawyer, you know, to field all those tabloid offers.
She also had time to Tweet pictures of herself during the party and was proud of the fact she had been drinking with Charlie for 24 straight hours. Well, one must have goals in life and when you are a porn star, goals like drinking for 24 straight hours probably is an accomplishment.
Supposedly Martin Sheen wants Charlie to go back to rehab. He needs it, but I think he will continue partying until he dies. He has been to rehab so many times and he has an unlimited supply of cash so it is not like he is going to run out of money before he runs out of drugs.
At his age, and considering his lifestyle, trying to keep up with all the porn stars was bound to give him a hernia.
ReplyDeleteI am just hoping he has a large dry bowel movent in his future.
ReplyDeletefor me,it's always sad to see someone in the downward spiral in direct and without no one to help him
ReplyDeletei know i'm naive but he has kids!!!
He has help, all his family & true friends, have been trying to help him for years. He has to want help. He'll still be a giant douche if sobers up, but for the sake of his kids I hope does.
ReplyDeleteWhat I wonder is why he keeps doing things that he's going to get caught doing. I mean, at this point, any porn star asked to hang out with Charlie has got to be thinking: "Cha-ching!" They all lawyer up and you end up having to pay them. He's obviously got WAY more money than pride or brains, at this point.
ReplyDeletesomeone on Dlisted posted a link of this girl's porn shots. She looks like she is 12. nevermind the fact the her boobs look like they just started to bud (I am not large breasted, and am not making fun), she is very skinny and looks like a child.
ReplyDeleteI am starting to believe Denise Richards when she said Charlie was looking at kiddie porn.
Scary.
If he lives next to Adrienne and Lisa, obviously his house is THAT big... she STILL heard the partying?? Were they outside? Its next like a normal street where houses are on top of each other! WOW!
ReplyDeleteWondering if this settles the blind about the Housewife who likes a little cocaine pick-me-up first thing in the morning.
ReplyDeleteEver since I read about him smoking cocaine/porn critiquing, I knew exactly what was going on and have felt just sick inside. I have been there in that exact place, although not with a famous dude and not as much money, but oh man I have been there. I can't shake that sick feeling today. Thanks for fucking up my Friday, Charlie, you dick.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, wait a sec. Charlie has a hiatal hernia, which means part of his stomach slides up into his esophagus. He has a known history of this and should not be drinking alcohol. This isn't the kind of hernia you get from too much sex, although that's what I was hoping.
ReplyDeleteWhy does he make more money than his co-star?
ReplyDeleteThose homes are huge, and their yards are a nice size.
ReplyDeleteSo are we to assume that Adrienne was at this party? She had to be there because, people in homes that size are isolated in a sense.
Charlie is such a sleaze I can't even watch his show anymore - just looking at his wasted face makes me sick !
ReplyDeleteDTMFA-i am calling an international ban on Sheen.
ReplyDeleteso sick of this loser and pathetic excuse for a human...can't believe he has kids, i feel horrible for them!
how loud did the party have to be for the neighbors to hear the music?
ReplyDeleteI think Brooke is praying he dies before the divorce goes through.
ReplyDeleteI feel so bad for Denise Richards after all the shit Charlie put her through she is still there for him being at the hospital.
@shakey - I wondered the exact same thing when I read this.
ReplyDeleteAt what point will he hit rock bottom? After all this? I really don't care b/c I don't think he is a good person. No one can make anyone go to rehab. He has to want to fix himself.
@Diane and others - I read (maybe on E!?) that his associate who was there called next door to speak to that Real Housewife woman's husband, who is a doctor. He then called 911.
ReplyDeleteHis parents seem like such incredibly nice people. (Who knows, of course.) His children are innocents. Addiction is awful. That's about all I can say about that.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe that no one else is disturbed by the fact that this girl looks like a child.
ReplyDelete@Paris it is just the picture she was interviewed by TMZ and in no way she acted looked or spoke like a child.
ReplyDeletefuck charlie sheen. i'm really, really sick of reading about him.
ReplyDeleteThe picture on dlisted is just gross. I am a granny and the skin on my thighs looks better. Or was that Charlie?
ReplyDelete@parissucks, I think she is really pretty, though she does look in her late teens. However, I don't think that a guy who likes young women is necessarily a pedo. To me (not a guy) but it seems very normal, but if the guy is into pre-pubescent children, then obviously that is gross. I don't know, I guess I wouldn't necessary call the guy a pedo based on him wanting/not wanting to bang this girl.
ReplyDeleteooh! Shakey--I wonder!
Thnak you timebob and chihuahuanese. The pic I saw of her she looks frighteningly young. Maybe it is a pic that is a couple of years old.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend return a cell phone to Charlie's house that someone there left at the Playboy Mansion. He said the houses are huge, and full of famous people. I don't know if there was any security there or not, but he drove right into the neighborhood and was let into the house. I was surprised no one stopped him.
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