Well, it did not take long for Jesse James to move on from Sandra Bullock. Well, actually I guess he had been moving on from Sandra for a very long time before they finally made it official. I mean Sandra did not know Jesse had been moving on, but all the women he was sleeping with and attending Hitler Youth rallies with knew what was up. It was not even a year ago that Jesse was busted cheating and somehow in that short amount of time he has managed to find his "best friend," in Kat von D. Apparently this will be a long distance relationship. Jesse will continue living in Austin and sampling the various Eva Braun look-a-likes there while Kat Von D will remain in LA and get late night calls from Nikki Sixx. Oh, I am sure this will work out well. I wonder if Bombshell McGee will be the maid of honor.
When you've already got one divorce in the books, what's another?
ReplyDeletei have no doubt in my mind that if they don't get married by the end of Feb that it will never happen.
ReplyDeleteJust. Gross.
ReplyDeletehe has several divorces, no? or at least two.
ReplyDeletehe's so vile. not even under the influence of coma-inducing drugs would I do that.
ReplyDeletethis guy needs to be deported to douchachussets.
ReplyDeleteall i can think of is that sweet little sunny and all the upheaval in her life. innocent little thing doesn't deserve that.
sadly, sweet little sunny has already been provided with her professional dancing name. So wrong of him to push the poor kid into her future career.
ReplyDelete@ms snarky
ReplyDeleteEven easier then, with more than one divorce in the books!
He's an idiot.
@ SueEllen
ReplyDeleteHe's completely creepy. How Sandy could have, I just can't imagine.
He has the worst timing...probably on purpose, and lousy taste ....Sandy must have been a fluke
ReplyDeleteOK, Someone said it before and I agreed then and will agree now.
ReplyDeleteI think Sandra Bullock rolls like that. I don't see her as innocent in the slightest.
I think she knew he was cheating, and didn't care until it was made public.
Especially with the sexual harassment settlement he had the previous year (before Bombshell)
Flame away.
two nasty, filthy people that belong together.
ReplyDeleteHave yet to see a picture of him actually looking happy. In most, he looks miserable. This will not end well.
ReplyDeleteYou would think that a girl who has been wearing THAT much makeup, for THAT long, would know how to match foundation to her own skin tone. The too-light makeup along with all the botox she has clearly had, it looks like she is wearing a wax mask.
ReplyDeleteI liked Kat Von D when she first came on L.A. Ink - you just hadn't seen a girl who looked like that on TV before and I must say I found it quite refreshing at the time. But then she just turned into this really annoying famewhore. And, I've said this before, although she is an amazing artist, she sounds SO DUMB. I want to cut my ears off when she talks.
But, having said all that, who am I to wish anyone anything but happiness. For the next 18 months. That's how long I give this, and that's being generous.
Not L.A. Ink, I meant Miami Ink.
ReplyDeleteI think it's a marriage made in reality show heaven.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Jesse makes her wear the white-face makeup? You know, cause he's a racist f*ck! Ugh. Put them in the same hole w/the Hohans, Kardassians & Speidi.
ReplyDeleteFunny how it is Sandra's time to shine again - 1 yr anniversary of her awards victories - and this punk does his best to come out of the woodwork! I used to like JJ, but suddenly the timing of his cheating becoming public is quite interesting - and the opposite of a bombshell hooks up
ReplyDeleteW/Sheen a yr later too...I almost feel like he timed last yr to try and steal her thunder then too...when will he learn that it will just gain his ex more love and empathy and all he will get is more disdain and disgust...
They deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteCecilia00 - no flaming from me because I do agree with you. I think Sandra knew exactly what was going on. Thanks her already sterling image, she was definitely able to proclaim herself innocent of everything that he had been doing. This is not to say that Sandra Bullock is a horrible person, because she does seem genuinely nice, it's just as you say, I think she rolls like that.
ReplyDeleteSame way I felt about Elin Woods. Not to say that Tiger's 100 mistresses were ok, because he was a definite douche for that, but I refuse to believe that any man could have that many side-pieces with the wife being completely clueless. Elin knew what was up, she just didn't care until it was all about to come out and she was going to be publicly humiliated.
who cares.
ReplyDeleteThese two tricks....
ReplyDeleteNice line that he used with this one is his "best friend and stood by him when everyone turned their back" TRICK-DID YOU NOT FORGET THAT YOU HAD A WIFE WHO YOU MADE THE SAME COMMENTS ABOUT? Shut up.
Sandra may/may not have known, but still no one AND I MEAN NO ONE, should have to go through the hurt and humiliation that this trick put on her, her family etc. I bid them both good day-GOOD DAY.
@MacVixen:
ReplyDeleteOnce I heard he settled a sexual harassment suit to the tune of three-quarters a million dollars in 2007 - I changed my tune on the whole thing.
I cannot WAIT until he cheats on her and then she's gonna be so "surprised"!!!! Once a cheater, always a cheater. Love it when the mistress gets the cheater and then he cheats on her!! It's the Donald Trump Scenario!
ReplyDeleteMeow!
I swear I would rather spend a few hours on that public outdoor toilet in Slumdog Millionaire than ever have to look at or hear about either of these two individuals ever again. Just filthy.
ReplyDeleteIt's her wig or whatever the hell that thing on her head is that drives me crazy. What kind of pathetic jackass gets engaged less than a year after humiliating his wife by sleeping around while she takes care of your CHILDREN and making a spectacle of yourself? What's the effing rush??
ReplyDeletePoor Sunny. That girl has almost no chance of turning out healthy or normal.
ReplyDelete@Moosefan - that was one of the best rants i have read in a long time LOVED IT!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ "I wonder if Bombshell McGee will be the maid of honor."
ReplyDeleteI will be surprise if this even last another year.
I can only imagine what devil spawns they will reproduce.
ReplyDeleteThey're a perfect couple. I think he tried to straighten up, and Sandra was part of that, but he just couldn't do it. I'm sure she did know about his cheating, but I think she's the kind of person to try to "fix" him.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Sandra needs to get custody of his kids. Neither he nor his ex are fit parents.
ReplyDeleteMake sure to invite Charlie Sheen and Bombshell when you make it official. That will make for an interesting wedding night, I am sure.
ReplyDeleteanother episode of "Gross and Grosser".
ReplyDeletethese 2 people are so disgusting.
Can you imagine having that for a stepmother? Oh, the nightmares.
ReplyDeleteThat's not Kat von D, that's a man, baby!
ReplyDeleteI used to really like Kat Von D. What happened to her? :( She was so easily corrupted. The only reason these two are still getting press is because of Sandra.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I do think Sandra Bullock is as sweet and down to earth as everyone says she is - but even sweet women love the bad boys, and even smart women can be naive. You know what they say about opposites attracting?
Ok how do you go from Sandra Bullock to THAT?! Oh yah, you're a grade A d0ucheb@g. Those two deserve each other. Sandra deserves SO much better.
ReplyDeleteGood Lord, she looks like she's doing the lead in the Tattoo Mikado and he looks like he's already checked out of there.
ReplyDeleteHope it won't be a shotgun wedding. That dress doesn't work with her bloating.
ReplyDeleteLolz at Eva Braun look-a-likes!
ReplyDeleteHey..the man has a type.
He must have watched a lot of The Munsters.
Maja. With a J.
ReplyDeleteNice bullshit sandwich. I'm still trying to do that at work. I appreciate you modeling it for me! :>)
I hope Nazi McDouchebag and Rumer Willis' doppelganger live crappily ever after.
ReplyDeleteGuess he found his sexual toilet.
ReplyDeleteThis will be Jesse's FOURTH marriage. Why do men that want to whore around get married?? Why not just stay single & screw however many women you want? I don't get it.
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