Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Jersey Shore Goes To Italy


I think this will be the last season for Jersey Shore. Whenever shows decide to go to Europe it is usually the end. It is that time where they get to film while kind of being on vacation and it never turns out well. MTV announced today that Jersey Shore's next season will take place in Italy. Probably no one will know them there and I think the drunk and loud antics will probably not go over as well there as they would on the Jersey Shore. The best part of the season will probably be the plane ride over there.

27 comments:

  1. They blew it. Go to Mallorca with the heavy British tourist party scene.

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  2. This show will end soon eventually anyway. They're all branching out to do their own thing. Having to live together several months of the year really cramps their style.

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  3. Gad, doesn't Italy have enough problems?

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  4. Gad, doesn't Italy have enough problems?

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  5. i would rather have one bad Jersey Shore show the 5 individual reality shows a'la Kardashians

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  6. Anonymous11:35 AM

    Jersey Shore look like a bunch of Bimbos.

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  7. Please, let them PLEASE be put in jail!

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  8. This is like the RHONJ going to the "old country;" they're being hosted by some of Vinnie's relatives, who will probably be mortified by their antics. Maybe they'll get deported!
    Jenny and Snooki got their own show, too. Unreal...

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  9. Oh God Noooo!!! This is just great. Now Italy is going to hate Americans and think we're all classless, uneducated morons. Hopefully they won't understand what they're saying and won't be able to communicate with them.

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  10. Are all of them even Italian?? Or is it just that they aren't all from Jersey?

    I actually have the PERFECT place for them to do a season, which would make more sense than Italy, Miami & even the Jersey Shore.....Myrtle Beach, SC.

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  11. Branson, MO! Could you imagine?

    This will be good because they'll really look like assholes. Notice Ronnie isn't in that pic. Or Deena.

    I thought they were auditioning for new castmates? I can see it continuing with a new group of people.

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  12. @MCH, I second your nomination of Myrtle Beach. I also suggest Panama City Beach, FL - also known as the White Trash Rivera. It would be fun to see the Jersey trash mix it up with all the Southern trash, especially during Spring Break.

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  13. If they must go abroad, I'm nominating Ibiza. It's waaaaay better for what they need.

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  14. @RJ - That is exactly what I had in mind! :)

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  15. I'm telling you, Snooki has something different in her face...I can't tell what it is!

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  16. @jess - she's wearing blue contacts.

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  17. Snooki is Peruvian I think. JWOW is Irish. Jesus Christ this show is such an epic failure. Why oh wow do people watch this garbage??

    And it is a completely false representation of New Jersey residents (me being one myself).

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  18. Italians a)won't "get" it, and b) think that they are fools. I can almost guarantee it.

    Also, I don't think JWOWW is Irish, think she's Cuban and Scotish.

    Please don't insult my people like that;)

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  19. I wish MTV would just rename all their shows 'Losers for you to laugh at, in fake reality that we create' and be done with it. If we have to put up with these people becoming 'celebrities' that we are forced to hear about, then let's call a shovel a shovel.

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  20. Snooki is Peruvian I think.

    I thought Snooki was Italian so I looked her up on Wikipedia:

    Nicole Polizzi was born in Santiago, Chile. She was adopted when she was six months old and was raised by Italian American parents.

    Polizzi grew up and attended school in Marlboro, New York, where she was a cheerleader.
    Polizzi attended community college after graduating from Marlboro High School, where she studied to become a veterinarian.


    I don't watch Jersey Shore but I might watch a show about Snooki the Veterinarian. Could you imagine her sticking her arm up a horse's ass?

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  21. Poor Italy. First RHONJ, now this?

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  22. Oh god...this is going to be the best thing EVER.


    Think about it, people...think about how BADLY they're going to get their asses kicked...


    This is them...finally getting what's going to them. I can hear Joy Behar cackling in glee as we speak.



    And...



    @Sue Ellen - JWoww's HALF Irish. Sorry.

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  23. One can only hope they have an altercation with a young Italian man or woman with ties to the Mafia who decide to seek revenge.

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  24. I actually think this is a cool idea. On their home turf they think they embody "Italian" but they seem to have no real cultural clue....

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