I don't know whatever happened to that lawsuit Giada De Laurentis was going to file about her having sex with John Mayer, but she gave an interview to Redbook where she talked all about how her husband was embarrassed that his family in Michigan read the story. That is pretty much all she says. Oh, she did change her story a little bit about where she could have run into John Mayer.
The rest of the interview is her going on and on and on about how she loves being traditional and making her husband feel like a king and how they have great romance and on and on. It was kind of like reading a Jada Pinkett Smith interview without all the details.
Does anyone think that perhaps her husband is gay and they have an arrangement?
ReplyDeleteI think the hubby knows and puts up with it because he enjoys being Mr. Giada.
ReplyDeleteAt least that's my working theory.
Her torso is so distorted there!
ReplyDeleteGuess the blind item gossip is starting to get to her.
ReplyDeleteI still want Rach Ray to be the reveal to this blind. So disappointed in Giada.
ReplyDeleteShe is so obsessed with her own image, I still have a very hard time believing that she would hook up with John Mayer in public (not a hard time thinking she would do anything privately).
ReplyDelete@ Patty - I still want it to be Rachael Ray, too. *fingers crossed*
ReplyDeletewhat the fuck is up with that picture? She looks like a praying mantis.
ReplyDeleteoh, and I can't stand her...seriously I hate her fucking pronunciation of "ricotta" and I hate seeing her tits all episode.
ReplyDeletechihuahuense - you crack me up.
ReplyDeleteHer overannunciation does grate. I cook a lot of her recipes, though. They're usually really good. Hope the gossip isn't true, but it kinda sounds like it is.
Keep fucking that chicken, Giada.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing considering Enty's NY day reveal he should be expecting a lawsuit, too? Nah.
My boyfriend is terrified by her creepy, short arms -- almost T-Rex style.
ReplyDeleteI used to love the Food Network but they got rid of Emeril and brought in all these food sluts who look like they're about to make sweet love to their pudding.
ReplyDeleteI wanna dip my baaaaaaaaallllls in it!
ReplyDeleteLOL, Cheryl! They did the same thing to HGTV - it's all fluff now.
ReplyDeleteLove her recipes. Agree that she needs to cover up the girls more.
ReplyDeleteconcerning Giada: this "rumor" has been out for a while now, if it was false, there would have been action from Giada's camp...havent seen anything besides this cover-she's pathetic and trying to save face.
ReplyDeletesorry but Emeril blows (hated his "green" cooking program-which had nothing to do with sustainable food, it was just a big WF commercial). Food Network is also starting to go downhill (like the Next Iron Chef??? WTF!) Michael Simon is HORRENDOUS and the shows are less and less about food and more about these "personalities"- please Food Network, learn from the mistakes of MTV!
agree on all points, Delilah! PS, I'm getting a presser canner for my birfday, so I will be doing it up this summer :)
ReplyDeleteI don't even know who this woman is, to be quite honest.
ReplyDeleteeeek! awesome that you are getting one-i dont use mine too often (i am always away from the kitchen when processing-too scared to leave the canner alone!
ReplyDeletecan't wait to hear about what you make-i should be starting a preserve recipe section of the blog this week!
xoxo
PS i cant log into my gmail account (cant remember my password so if you emailed me i didnt respond (which is also connected to my etsy!!)
ReplyDeletebut i am setting up a website this month for the preserves...
LOL @chihuahuense and
ReplyDelete@Cheryl's "food sluts"
I read the article & the part she says about treating her husband like he's the king when she is at home since her career is obviously bigger than his just sounded a little off to me.
delilah - i love your blog! I just signed up to follow. I have a cooking blog, too. Can't wait to learn more about your preserving techniques.
ReplyDeleteITA with all y'all that Food Network sucks. I do DVR Nigella's new program because I worship her, and I watch a few shows on the newish Cooking Channel. Those shows are more my speed. Sandra Lee and Guy Fieri make me want to gouge my eyeballs out or set my TV on fire.
I hadn't emailed you, but I facebook requested you. I will certainly put up pics...I have always frozen low acids, so I can't wait to see what I can do. Last year I had almost 100 quarts of tomatoes, 7 day chunk pickles and raspberry/rhubarb jam
ReplyDeleteMaybe her husband likes to watch!
ReplyDeleteCould care less about you, but love raspberry/rhubarb jam.
ReplyDeletelol sunnyside!
ReplyDeletejust to clarify, it's Giada I could care less about, not chihuahuense.
ReplyDeleteoh, to RocketQueen's dismay! *rolls eyes*
ReplyDeleteThe raspberries are from my yard, and I must say, it is delicious! You should try it, sunnyside, easier than you think!
Am I the only one who wonders why the hell the every other person on the cover of a magazine gets Photoshopped TO DEATH, meanwhile, someone approved to run a full length picture of her distended belly?
ReplyDeleteI love Giada's recipes, but I can't stand her cooking show with her jiggling her boobs over everything and all her Italian over-pronunciation. Plus, as I've said a million times - bitch is way too skinny for the food she cooks. NEVER trust a skinny chef.
ReplyDeleteHer HEAD! It's just...HUGE!!!
ReplyDeleteI am so sad if this is true!! While Giada has a bobble head with semi-vulgar clevage and over annunciates ricotta, marscaponne, Panchetta, etc. I find it all amusing and somewhat endearing. Kind of like how an old man who smells like he bathed in aqua velva is cute in a weird way.
ReplyDeleteI think food network is trying to appeal to the "home cooks" and the more gourmet "foodies" have the cooking channel.
Does anyone else find the Brian Boitano (sp?) show is hilarious? Especially after they made the song about him on South Park? Love it.
Aye chihuahua! I think it was pretty obvious that sunnyside's comment was unintentionally funny regardless of WHO was making delicious jam, so don't go getting your "panties in a bunch" (those were your words to me yesterday, right?) It's not always about you, dear. That being said, can we go back to pretending the other doesn't exist? I prefer that. Based on your dressing down Melody the First the other day, it's clear you hold your beefs (that's what you called them, right?) for months or years. I'm really not interested in participating. Kthxbai!
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, I spoke to Melody the way I did because she's a fucking moron. I put you in that category also. But you also belong to the "you're a fucking cunt and you like to pick on people because you have a fucking corncob up your ass because your life must suck in general" club. An accolade you hold all by your lonesome. So fuck you and if it makes you sleep well at night to pretend I don't exist, then great. I don't hold beef, but you consistently present yourself as a bitch and I will continue to say whatever the fuck I please to you as I feel. Kthxbai!
ReplyDeleteand another thing: dressing down Melody? Hardly. She said someone who made a comment was trollish, and I said don't worry about it, she is a troll and offensive. Why the fuck are you worried about it anyway? Mad because Melody is picking on someone and you think that is your job? Seriously, if you want to ignore me then you need to do that, but your little comments here and there aren't ignoring. So looks like you are as good at ignoring as you are being a decent human being.
ReplyDeleteThe praying mantis comparison is perfect.
ReplyDeleteAnd I laughed SO HARD at "I wannna dip my balls in it"...i loved The State!!
@Selock-I thought I was the only one who remembered that shit! hehe!
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