Well, now that Charlie Sheen is in rehab for the next three months lets see if we can put together everything that has happened in the past week or so. The big event leading to the rehab is the "hernia." Obviously that is a bunch of crap, but you do have to give points for creativity in the excuse department. It is not as world class as a dentist visit putting you under a 5150 hold, but it is right up there in the sense that it could be believable.
The fun news over the weekend is that Charlie wrote one of the porn stars/hookers a check for $30,000. You know, just because she was a whole lot of fun. Obviously she has learned a few tricks in the porn industry to be able to command those kinds of fees from Charlie. You would think he would have tried everything by now. The porn star who hired a lawyer, Kacey Jordan has actually babysat Britney Spears' kids before. Yep. Right after Britney and Kevin Federline broke up, Kacey dated K-Fed. During that time she spent some time babysitting the Spears kids. At least with Charlie she only had to babysit him. She was also the recipient of the $30,000 check and despite the fact she thought Charlie would not be alive when she returned, she went to the bank at 3am to deposit the check. Yep, she has your interests at heart Charlie. She also said that Charlie was smoking and snorting coke the entire 36 hours and after he cut her the check for $30,000 they had sex which lasted 3 minutes. So, $10,000 a minute. Crazy.
Lindsay Lohan stepped into the mess and said she is worried about Charlie. Huh? I'm glad, but I think she should be worried about herself right now. Her whole world should be her recovery and not thanking the stars there is someone out in celebrity land who actually makes her look normal.
Shortly before he entered rehab, Charlie gave an interview and he said that he was fine and that people don't get it. Yeah, everyone walks around with a bunch of porn stars and has briefcases full of cash.
