Charlie Sheen Has A New Porn Star
Everyone please check your tickets. For those of you who had Charlie Sheen with the 2008 AVN Anal Sex Scene Winner you are the big winner in the who will Charlie Sheen pay for sex next. While in Las Vegas the past few days, the adult entertainment industry has gathered for the AVN Awards. Well, that is Charlie Sheen's Disneyland. So, while in town he downed a few hundred vodka shots and picked up some hookers. I mean adult film stars.
The woman who gets the opportunity to face a potential beat down and life threatening moment in the near future is Bree Olson. Bree has also worked as a nanny. Yes, that's right, when not getting f**ked up the ass for money, Bree likes taking care of your children. Isn't that sweet.
Evidently taking care of children doesn't pay very well!
ReplyDeleteAccording to TMZ Charlie was supposed to be on the set of Two & a Half Men at 10am PST...
ReplyDeleteI don't think she worked as a nanny. I think she played a nanny on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
ReplyDeleteA porn star/nanny? OMG. I really don't care who Charlie Sheen shags, but the fact that a family would hire a porn star/nanny mortifies my prudish self.
ReplyDeleteher life decisions might not be mine,but i'm not going to say she's a bad person who would harm children
ReplyDeletei think that's unfair.
Actually, I don't care who takes it up the bum on film for money as long as they are of legal age and not forced to/put on drugs to do so/etc. My issue is with a violent predator - Charlie Sheen. He terrorizes women, has repeated violent episodes, destroys property, hoovers up insane amounts of illegal drugs & never goes to jail while collecting an enormous salary for "acting." It is exactly the money that seems to keep him out of jail where others would have rotted years ago. Fuck that. Don't watch his show, rent his movies or otherwise contribute to the financial success and prison-avoidance of this pathetic excuse for a human being. That goes for Mel Gibson & all the other privileged for no reason Hollywood dbags. Grrr....
ReplyDeleteYou said she "has worked as a nanny". Past tense? Maybe she doesn't do it anymore.
ReplyDeletelol. Did I really just read the phrase "f**ked up the ass for money"?
ReplyDeleteToday's gonna be a good one
And yet I can't bring myself to put Sheen on a deathwatch. This guy has about 1000 lives.
ReplyDeleteShe goes for Charlie Sheen, really?..Ugh, money can make people go nuts for someone.
ReplyDeleteBree looks so different. I can't even tell that's her in the picture. She's been on the scene for what seems like a long time. I'm shocked she's only 23 years old.
ReplyDeleteshe looks different? well, that's because you've only seen her asshole, not her face.
ReplyDeleteand her asshole is WAY older than 23.
she won "Best Anal Sex`Scene" at the Adult Film awards.
ReplyDeleteHer parents must be so proud.
OMG nancer! So true.
ReplyDeleteI'd be more worried about Charlie Sheen with kids than Bree Olson.
ReplyDeleteThere are good and bad people in every profession! All Porn Stars aren't bad people, just like all teachers aren't good people, etc.
I'm with Jax. ;)
LOL @ nancer
ReplyDeleteApparently she also made out with Bombshell McGee.
Sheen fired his sober coach back in late October per this article I just read. Wonder when the next breakdown will be?
He's really sick. Has he at least gotten a vasectomy yet?
ReplyDeleteI am almost afraid to ask what the statuette for winning that looks like ---.
ReplyDeleteomg...funniest post EVER Enty. Nice job.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ ardleigh.
ReplyDeleteWow, Ent, judgmental much?
ReplyDeleteNot cool.