BuzzFoto Blind Item
This A List actress not in a celebrity relationship sometimes turns men off with her silly antics in the bedroom. She enjoys really tacky, really cheesy sex toys. She thinks she’s being naughty with her leopard-print furry handcuffs and her edible underwear, but most of the men leave rolling their eyes.
Sandra Bullock?
ReplyDeleteAniston. It all makes sense to me now.
ReplyDeleteIs J. Love A list?
ReplyDeleteplease not Sandra. although the "not in a celebrity relationship" thing sort of points to her, what with the RyRy publicity lately.
ReplyDeleteeven though I sort of like Jen Aniston (guilty pleasure), I could believe this of her. She's a little too cutesy.
ReplyDeleteAgree with Gypsy-LOL
ReplyDeleteSee, I'm picturing Anne Hathaway for this. And I don't know why...maybe the "celebrity relationship" part? She's not dating anyone famous, right?
ReplyDeleteWitherspoon?
ReplyDeleteThis REEKS of JLH...but she's so not A List.
ReplyDeleteA part of me wants to say Mila Kunis...but she just got out of a relationship.
Ugggghhh.....mmmmm.....
ANNE HATHAWAY!!!
She looks like she'd be into some really stupid & cutesy shit like this.
(I want a reveal on this one)
My first instinct was Hathaway.
ReplyDeleteI'm picturing Reese Witherspoon - she's in a relationship right now but not with a celebrity, and she seems to be sort of uptight/goody-goody so the furry cuffs and edibles might be uber-risque to her. Except... 'most of the men leave rolling their eyes' suggests she has a number of men coming and going, and I don't know if she has a 'revolving door' in her bedroom in between (or during?) her serious relationships (Jake G., this new fiance)?
ReplyDeleteMy first instinct was Teri Hatcher, but bmaybe she's not-so-much A-List these days now that DH is declining. I dunno if it's still even on, though! I only watch fringe TV including football and cartoons...
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize that an A-lister who doesn't supply freaky toys now elicits eye rolls from her bed rolls. Maybe she should gather some inanimate objects to shove in holes and they'll leave clapping like little seals.
ReplyDelete*eye roll*
^Agreed.
ReplyDeleteSo is it a competition to see who is the weirdest focker in Hollywood?
no idea, but w/ that description it's has to be someone from new jersey. they have this weird animal print obsession thing. i've never seen anything like that ever, or anywhere. (sorry nj, i do love you otherwise).
ReplyDeletePookie-Hahaha
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of Aniston via the princess Leia episode of friends, but I wouldn't call her an A list actress unless it's specified as TV. Her movies (apart from office space!) are crap. Also, the -not- in a celebrity relationship makes me think they mean someone who WAS but now isn't, since they don't mention any sort of relationship that the blind subject is a part of.
ReplyDeleteI would think besides the "most of the men" part, it would be Sandra. I mean, she was married to Jesse James who seems to like porn stars and now is engaged to Kat Von D covered in tats. Seems like there would be a 'closeted freak' side to her.
ReplyDeleteNightmare Child - I saw this as JLH, too. But you never know - maybe she was the one who turned John Mayer onto scat.
ReplyDeleteI'm tied between Aniston and Hathaway.
Did anyone see Aniston in Allure with her Teddy Bear? Way too juvenile for me.
ReplyDelete@shakey - You know who else popped into my head for this? Emmy Rossum. She looks like she'd think this is super naughty. But she also looks like she'd be a screamer.
ReplyDeleteChihuahuense and MCH, ITA!
ReplyDeleteDrew Barrymoore.
ReplyDeletehmmm I would think any toys is a plus over the skinny cold fish bed partners the hollywood elite could be. Plus - I have pink furry handcuffs and a bright purple...well anyway - i have never had anyone bitch about it or eye roll LOL Just sayin
ReplyDeletehehe@Stacey :D
ReplyDeleteAdd this one to the mountain of evidence that none of the "Entys" is a guy.
ReplyDeleteNightmare Child - I'm still LOLing at the mental picture! "Gosh! I'm going to make you feel like a man, my little poopsie woopsie!"
ReplyDeleteTatanya - this is a BuzzFoto BI.
@shakey - Tatyana doesn't care - she only comes here to complain. I think she's from that "lies" site.
ReplyDeleteNot Hathaway - didn't we deduce that she was the butter-wouldn't-melt actress who actually like to play as a dominatrix in her spare time?
ReplyDelete(it was a blind a while back and now makes sense as she's just got the role of Catwoman)
Halle Berry immed came to mind for me and she seems to get dumped a lot
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