Saturday, January 01, 2011

Blind Items Revealed

December 28, 2010

This A list designer who really should be considered F list for his contributions to the horrible fashion he has produced in the past few years is not a very friendly customer.

Recently while shopping at an Abercrombie & Fitch, our designer decided to shop in his own way. What that means is that he would take pile after pile of clothing from the places where they were neatly placed and dump them at the checkout stand and demanding that the worker find the size zeroes. Yes, instead of going through the neatly organized stacks and finding the right size himself, he destroyed every stack of clothing he touched which were numerous. Our designer basically trashed the entire women's section of clothes. Now someone needs to go to his stores and do the same thing.

Christian Audiger


10 comments:

  1. Finally, I got one right first! even though it was too easy.

    such a doucher.

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  2. This one was pretty obvious. You got it timebob, what a douche.

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  3. This was just rude!

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  4. my question on this BI has always been, why is a designer shopping at a&f??

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  5. That's just a whole new level of classless. Prick.

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  6. I think everyone got this one. Douche squared.

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  7. my question on this BI has always been, why is a designer shopping at a&f??

    He licensed Ed Hardy's tattoo designs and slapped them on clothes. Before that he wrote Von Dutch on trucker hats. That's not designing.

    Then he moved on to condoms, and to the world's ugliest Cadillac:
    http://www.nbcmiami.com/around-town/archive/Christian-Audigier-Tacky-Clothes-Even-Tackier-Car.html

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  8. I know I have been under the rock in rockville again, but I really don't know who Ed Hardy is.

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  9. Sunnyside, the only thing I know about him is that Jon Gosselin wears his shirts, and that's enough for me.

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