Ashley Parker Angel Has A Feature Film
Whenever a spokesperson starts blathering on about some kind of feature film, then you know the film is probably some direct to video thing. Think Audrina Patridge when she made her big screen debut. What was it again? Blue Crush 2? Did anyone see Blue Crush? Yeah, so that was a feature film. Anyway, as you may have heard, but could probably give a hoot about, O-Town is getting back together. Not on the same level as a Take That reunion or an N'Sync reunion. Hell, if that happened, the entire world would hear Lance Bass scream in orgasm. But, to those who watched the first season of Making The Band and remember fondly the child molesting stares of Lou Pearlman as he watched his boys dance for him, it might be something to at least register on your meter.
If you were hoping for Ashley Parker Angel to join the band though, you will be waiting and waiting. His spokesperson said that Ashley has moved on to a different chapter of his life. You know, the one where he had a failed reality show, can't get anyone to buy his music and is appearing sometimes on Broadway. Oh, and that feature film. O-Town is in my top 5 worst songs ever performed on live television for their performance during Miss America. Remember that when you are debating whether to see them in concert at your local 4H club or nursing home this summer.
