Monday, January 24, 2011

Aaron Carter Needs Emotional And Spiritual Rehab


Back in the day, if someone needed to some emotional or spiritual rehab they would head off to India or some monastery in Tibet. According to Aaron Carter's spokesperson, you now do this in rehab. Please. I don't know what good it does for someone to go to rehab if they cannot be honest with themselves and others. Apparently while recording his latest album and getting ready to go on tour, Aaron did not feel he was ready to go on this musical journey he was about to take. I think his spokesperson was the one smoking something before he wrote this statement.

Wouldn't you for once like to see some kind of statement that says, "While making his new album, _______ was so f**ked up on (circle one) drugs/booze/prescription drugs that they could not make one word clear. In addition, while rehearsing for the tour____ spent so much time drinking/snorting that they can not stand up long enough to actually perform therefore a month in rehab is his best bet if he wants to have any kind of career at all.

16 comments:

  1. he's looked like a methhead for years now. at least he is getting help.

    It is not going to make/save his career though- that is over.

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  2. Hasn't he been in rehab at least once or several times before? There shouldn't be any shame in saying you need help with your addictions.

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  3. ...wait. this guys still tours?

    i call bullsh*t.

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  4. A month?
    The miracles of modern science.

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  5. The death of religion has lead to the kind of spiritual wasteland where people actually believe crap like this. (damn I'm in a bad mood today.)

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  6. funny how Aaron was just a big tween draw as Justin Bieber is now.

    I hope his people have an Aaron Carter meth face picture on his tour bus to remind him not to fuck it all up.

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  7. maybe he and Lindsey and reconnect and go on tour together.....with Hillary Duff opening? I know I would buy a ticket (and take a big bowl of popcorn and m&m's, wait....never mind)

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  8. religion is dead???

    that would be fine with me, but i sure don't think it's true.

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  9. God is dead - Friedrich Nietzsche

    Friedrich Nietzsche is dead - God

    saw that on a t-shirt once....loved it.

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  10. Anonymous12:43 PM

    LOL, big mama

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  11. No...there indeed *is* a God.
    I have proof:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eoj3xFUvZgk

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  12. God is a man-made concept. Man is inherently flawed. Therefore, God is inherently flawed and fallible.


    And I think this guy sold me some weed last week.

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  13. Spiritual healing? Now I have heard it all.

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  14. Good. He's been looking like hell for the past few years, I couldn't believe that was Aaron Carter.

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  15. He also looks kind of.....violent. I don't know. Get bad vibes.

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