Brittney Jones, the woman who claims to have had sex voluntarily with Ashton Kutcher is now selling on eBay a sweater Ashton supposedly gave her. Much like the complimentary bathrobes that Russell Brand would give to the woman he slept with, Brittney was apparently given the sweater as a keepsake after her three minutes on the couch with Ashton. The bidding started at $500, but has now approached $9,100. I am guessing there is some tomfoolery going on with the bidding process. At least I hope there is, otherwise people really need to re-think their holiday gift giving prowess. "Yeah, mom thought you might like a sweater Ashton Kutcher gave some girl after he f**ked her."
Monday, December 20, 2010
Would You Pay $9,100 For An Ashton Kutcher Sweater?
Brittney Jones, the woman who claims to have had sex voluntarily with Ashton Kutcher is now selling on eBay a sweater Ashton supposedly gave her. Much like the complimentary bathrobes that Russell Brand would give to the woman he slept with, Brittney was apparently given the sweater as a keepsake after her three minutes on the couch with Ashton. The bidding started at $500, but has now approached $9,100. I am guessing there is some tomfoolery going on with the bidding process. At least I hope there is, otherwise people really need to re-think their holiday gift giving prowess. "Yeah, mom thought you might like a sweater Ashton Kutcher gave some girl after he f**ked her."
Speaking of which...has Ashton sued this woman yet for defamation as he promised? Didn't think so.
ReplyDeleteI can't quite figure out what's so special about an Ashton Kutcher sweater to begin with. Apparently it turns the wearer into an instant money-grubbing, famewhoring jerk? No thanks.
ReplyDeleteI would pay $.91 if the shipping were free.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah! I mean, if it was made out of pure gold.
ReplyDeleteIt is made out of pure gold, right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo.
Not just no, but HELL NO. I wouldn't give $9 for anything of his.
ReplyDeleteShe can keep Asston's pit-stained Old Navy sweater.
ReplyDeleteI think I used Ebay perhaps twice so I'm not up to speed on how it works. Is it possible for people to inflate the bids and then not come through? And if so, are you all thinking what I'm thinking?
Mango, yep, you can create a fake account, and if you cover your tracks, you don't have to worry about getting banned from Ebay.
ReplyDeletewait...i want to hear about RB's complimentary bath robes...
ReplyDeletethe bigger douches here tho are the people actually bidding for this crap.
You forgot to mention the best part! She is including a letter stating that it is a genuine sweater given to her from Ashton Kutcher. (Yeah, like I would take her word on anything,) She stated that she is no longer "attached" to it because she is over him. Then why not throw it away like any good little slut?
ReplyDeleteJackie making someone pay for it is being a good little slut. :)
ReplyDeleteardleigh, you have a good point! :-)
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't pay 91 cents for anything from that douchebag.
ReplyDeleteYou could PAY ME and I MIGHT take it off your hands. Otherwise, no. Gross.
ReplyDeleteJackie, you mean Ashton wrote a letter saying the sweater was his??? Maybe he wants it back and he's the highest bidder.
ReplyDeleteWho gives their f&ck partner a sweater? Maybe she expected more from Ashton and was pissed to only get some damn sweater and that is why she outed him.
ReplyDeleteI think of how many families could have a Christmas with that kind of money and feel sad. How many kids hear about this Santa Claus guy and wonder why they don't get any presents, or food? There are people really hurting out there - simply struggling to survive and yet this kind of crap is rampant. It makes me want to weep.
ReplyDeleteFolks the bidding is up to 37 bidders and $17,069.69 as of 9:57pm EST.
ReplyDeleteWho are these morons bidding on this????
LOL @ "good little slut." Smart little slut too.
Only if it contained his DNA that I could extract & use for nefarious purposes.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I've said too much.
c17
ReplyDelete2nd that