This Would Be A Great Jerry Springer
You know what I wish for this holiday season, I wish for Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley to go on Jerry Springer. The Springer like it was back in the day when people would be yelling and screaming over some ugly looking dude sitting in a chair and all you could think to yourself was what in the f**k are those two people fighting over that guy for? Sure, the women or the guys would be no great shakes themselves, but, still, you would think they would open their eyes and get a clue.
OK! Magazine has a report that Gary has a new girlfriend named Ashley. Well, one day Ashley and Amber went to Gary's house, and while Ashley yelled at Gary, Amber hit him a few times. Apparently Gary has been having sex with both Amber and Ashley and more also. Umm, really? This guy? Seriously? What do these women see in him? After the fight, Ashley went over to Amber's house, but could not stay away from Gary's hot body for long because she ended up staying the night with him while continuing to yell at him.
And then straight from Springer to Maury, so everyone can find out who the baby daddy of Amber's new child is.
ReplyDeleteI agree RQ! I would actually watch both shows.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what these people see in Gary.
You'd think from one big man to another, Enty would appreciate the extra-large chasers...
ReplyDeleteThat poor baby! The chaos and uncertainy around that child is horrendous and I don't see it changing. so sad
ReplyDeleteWhere do they live? Maybe he's considered a real catch there, you know, grading on the geographical curve and all that.
ReplyDeletewell, amber met one of her recent BF's (an ex-con on work release) in the walmart parking lot, so that gives you an idea of the standards we're talking about here.
ReplyDeletewhen you set your sights low, you increase your chances of 'success.'
Good grief. What a circus.
ReplyDelete@nancer: A friend of mine once told me: "The secret to happiness? Lower you standards!" It worked for him, apparently.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad MTV made these people celebrities.
ReplyDeletehello, he's on tv. sluts love that shit.
ReplyDeleteHe must be part plumber and must know how to lay the pipe. Sorry yall. There is NOT ENOUGH dark in the world to make me wanna see this one naked. And the fact that they are getting a fat check while my husband and many others are deployed this holiday season makes me want to vomit. Common sense is not common anymore.
ReplyDeleteoh Moosefan, you are too funny! But on a serious note, yeah, it sucks. For real.
ReplyDeletePraying your man!
@moosefan
ReplyDeleteI DIED at not enough dark in the world. I'm fully stealing that gem.
Thanks!
You are welcome! Feel free to use it!
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the prayers!
Ew. Just, ew.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with these people? Stop breeding!