That did not take very long did it? Miley Cyrus has been 18 for less than two weeks and already has "leaked" naked photos of herself which are making the internet rounds today. Well, not exactly naked. The vital parts have been blacked out, but she was sending naked pics to someone. 4chan did the most complex diagram in the world to prove that it is Miley, and you have to wonder just how much free time someone has to devote to this. I think time is more well spent counting how many f bombs are dropped in eastbound And Down. If you are looking for a new drinking game, I promise you will be hammered by the time one episode is finished.
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHIIIIING!!!! I'm melting...melting...oh, what a world...what a world...who would have thought a little white trash girl like you would burn my retinas and cause my genitals to fall off and light on fire....ooooooh.....blubblublubllll....
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gross.just.gross.
ReplyDeletePut it away kidda.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet that Disney and daddy did the "leaking."
ReplyDeleteIs it 4chan that collectively bullies people and does stuff like tracking down the woman who put the cat in the trashcan and basically harassed and threatened her to the point she needed police protection? If it is, then these people definitely have too much free time on their hands.
ReplyDeleteNot surprised at all. I know a lot of people still want to consider her a kid, but come on. This one likes to get dirty, and it's only just beginning.
ReplyDeleteProof that she's the next LiLo.
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen, you have proven yourself to be a woman of great wisdom many times before. I believe your last sentence will be prophetic, sooner rather than later.
ReplyDeleteIt's 4chan - of course these people have plenty of time. They're losers that live it their mother's basement. Gotta do something between bouts of eating Doritas and playing handball with Hannah and her four sisters.
ReplyDeleteapparently more than a few of those shots were taken when she was still 17...so if she's sending them both her and the receiver could be charged with distributing child porn.
ReplyDeleteSeriously creepy.
ReplyDeleteLol @ FS. Thank you *curtsies deeply*.
ReplyDelete@Fawn Neun - Please don't bash 4chan. I know what they're capable of. And they're vindictive fuckers, too...
ReplyDeleteAccording to surveys American girls first have intercourse at 17.5 years of age. So, roughly speaking, Miley's behavior is no better or worse, depending upon your perspective, than at least half of all the girls her age. She is no alone!
ReplyDelete@ Cheryl, I respectfully disagree. I seriously doubt Disney leaked this. Her Dad I would believe.
ReplyDeleteand the rebellion starts....britney 2.0 and might be worse because brit started to rebel in her twenties (publicly), miley is startin her public rebellion much earlier YAY FOR CHILD STARDOM....
ReplyDeleteshould be pretty easy to tell the date if it's from her iphone. all that needs to be done is look at the image properties for the date.
ReplyDeleteOH come on this was the new Cyrus family Christmas card.(before the break-up)
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For a white trash X-mas we will show...
(inside the card) you a little HoHoHo.
Seasons Greetings
from the Cyrus family
Ugh, Just ugh. She's already a full-blown narcissist, I can absolutely see her leaking these herself. She wants naked pics of her out there. She probably thinks it makes her sexy and desirable.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the nude diagram.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone in the world still believe Miley is actually a virgin??? Who cares??
Ok, who had 10 days in the pool?
ReplyDeleteI think I was holding at 48 hours...
Got to admire that restraint tho... almost 2 whole weeks of being 18 before showing it to the world.
Any takers on who'll be the Daddy for the first pregnancy?
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