When the ball drops in New York this New Year's Eve it won't just be the usual ball drop. Instead, MTV has decided to put the very tiny Snooki inside the ball and have her lowered into Times Square at midnight. As a part of this ball dropping, the cast of Jersey Shore will be trying to get the crowd to set a world record for fist bumping. Not fist fighting, but actual fist bumping. Judging by past behavior I would say there is the chance for both to occur.
This Jersey Shore shit is out of control.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else read that headline/caption and immediately think of teabagging?
ReplyDeleteSeriously. I couldn't agree more.
ReplyDeleteOut of control.
I can't wait for them all to go the eff away.
That's it.
ReplyDeleteNew York has officially lost it's NYE privileges.
Please say this is a joke. What a disgrace to the holiday and this country!
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen hahahaha...I thought "balls drop on snooki? wtf?"
ReplyDeleteso this means AC will not be there? just Jersey Shore? that sucks.
LOL, Nightmare Child!
ReplyDeleteI had been thinking about getting cable again so I could watch the ball drop, but thanks to this news I am going to remain cable-free.
I'm so embarrased to be a New Yorker sometimes.
ReplyDeleteThe road that began with the first shot of Paris Hilton has led us to this ridiculous person who is at the very least an embarrassment to anyone else that is from Jersey, Italian, tan, short, likes pickles or has a brain. The ilk out there now, Kate, the Palins, pregnant teen mothers, Bachelors/ettes, Jersey Shore lumps, et.al, all of them make their leader Paris appear to be a woman of substance.
ReplyDeleteWhy? Why why why?
ReplyDeletejust stupid. stop encouraging these losers, please.
ReplyDeleteI would never wish physical harm on anyone.
ReplyDeletehaving said that.
If the ball broke off and free fell, landing on the rest of the JS crew, would it be a bad thing?
I will watch Dick Clark mumble into 2011. Hopefully I won't be able to see the Snook from CBS's (is it CBS) cameras.
@ bonnjill - You need cable to see the ball drop? I thought it was televised on one of the big three networks.
ReplyDeleteSnooki being lowered inside the ball seems like a total non-event. Unless the cable breaks or the gears get jammed and Snooki's stuck for at least the length of time the Chilean miners were underground. Now THAT would be an event.
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ReplyDelete@timebob - I'm embarrassed to be an American with this fuckery.
ReplyDeleteI will be sleeping New Years Day is party central at my house...lots to do..
ReplyDeleteI know I watched on TV one year and they commented on a tile falling off that thing. How in the hell can it be safe to have a drunk-off-her-ass Snooki inside that thing for however long bouncing around like a damn fool? I can't see this ending well.
ReplyDeleteI hope there is a nor'easter on New Year's Eve and she gets blown out into the Atlantic and lands in Fennoscandia.
ReplyDelete@ Karmen - <3 Love it <3
ReplyDeleteAnd is it bad that I get a warm fuzzy feeling when I think about the ball falling on Snooki Wicked Witch of The East style?
O/T Enty, Did you hear Aretha Franklin was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer?!?!
ReplyDeleteSo sad
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ReplyDeletesnooki's balls are dropping?
ReplyDeletePlease let that be a hoax! I refuse to believe it!
ReplyDeleteKarmen, best quote today. I want it on a t-shirt. :)
ReplyDeleteWay to ruin a perfectly good holiday event, New York. Fuck I hate this bitch. May she and the Kardashian family get lost at sea during 2011.
ReplyDeleteAs a Native New Yorker, I am absolutely disgusted that they would tarnish our New Years Eve celebration with such trash (Snookie). Is this for real?? I am speechless.....
ReplyDelete::palmforeahead::
ReplyDeleteNo words.. just no words about the little oompa loompa
Can we put her in the ball and drop it in the East River?
ReplyDeleteI would watch the ball drop on top of Snooki. But I have no desire to watch Snooki drop in the ball. Unless as someone else said the cable breaks and the ball lands on the rest of those idiots from Jersey Shore. I swear reality TV is ruining this country.
ReplyDeleteOh please let it malfunction and drop on the entire cast. On live TV. I'd sacrifice a herd of baby goats to make this happen!
ReplyDeleteTheir 15 minutes of fame was up awhile ago, they need to go away. Preferably somewhere far away. Without electrical hookups so that we never have to be poluted by their presence again. Blech.
ReplyDeleteGack. She looks like a baked potato. These people make it difficult to be proud to be Italian. If she were one of my daughters she'd have a hard time going anywhere because my foot would be rammed right up her ass.
ReplyDeleteSickening.
How the hell can they drop a Jersey girl in Times Square? Couldn't they at least have found a horrible *New York* reality star?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Mr. Pink
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Ryan Seacrest is responsible for this....
Times Square NYE + Dick Clark has always been on my bucket list.
I was looking up her net worth & someone on a message board said she is a "skanky loud filthy mouth bimbo with a weird shape" HA