Jamie Lynn Sigler and a lollipop. My day is complete.
Jwowwww promoting something she probably does not even use.
Kate Beckinsale and her own personal naughty and nice list.
Katie Holmes headed into a business meeting. I would give anything for ten minutes alone with her and a bottle of truth serum, or booze. That would do it too. Do you think she gets drunk?
The most photoshopped Christmas card in the history of the world.
Miley and her peeps. Probably salvia pushers.
Minnie Driver and Brian Bowen Smith at a Marc Jacobs party.
Melanie Griffith. Two days in a row and without Antonio. They either split up or she got over those trust issues. I will go with the former.
The Miz with a better acting job than his last WWE fight.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar, his girlfriend and his kids.
You get the feeling that Neal McDonough probably does this same thing at home.
Padma and what appear to be some pit stains. Judges?
Jwowwww promoting something she probably does not even use.
Kate Beckinsale and her own personal naughty and nice list.
Katie Holmes headed into a business meeting. I would give anything for ten minutes alone with her and a bottle of truth serum, or booze. That would do it too. Do you think she gets drunk?
The most photoshopped Christmas card in the history of the world.
Miley and her peeps. Probably salvia pushers.
Minnie Driver and Brian Bowen Smith at a Marc Jacobs party.
Melanie Griffith. Two days in a row and without Antonio. They either split up or she got over those trust issues. I will go with the former.
The Miz with a better acting job than his last WWE fight.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar, his girlfriend and his kids.
You get the feeling that Neal McDonough probably does this same thing at home.
Padma and what appear to be some pit stains. Judges?
I don't see the pit stains.
ReplyDeleteAnd serious faces & scowls does not say Merry Christmas to me.
The Kardashians look like they are posing for a soap opera publicity shot.....wait a minute. That's what it is. My bad.
ReplyDeleteI've been watching SBTB reruns lately, so it's cool to see Zack Morris all grown up. Cute kids too!
the Kardassians make me sick.
ReplyDeleteI don't see pit stains either.
shadows, not pit stains.
ReplyDeletemaybe antonio got a good look at melanie in daylight. if so, he's probably still running.
Were Antonio and Melanie split up in 2004? Because that's when I saw her in Maui with her kids, and Antonio was no where in sight. I'm sure you can take the leash off every now and then.
ReplyDeleteJust shadows.
ReplyDeleteI <3 the Miz!! :-D
Is it intentional that the Kardashians look like the Munsters on their card? I'd say the Addams Family, but I really like the Addams family and would hate to insult them.
ReplyDeleteWho is the Miz? I thought that was Buble.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing one of the two men beside Padma is her date right? (snicker)
A Christmas card with nary a smile to be seen. Ugh this family annoys me.
Is it just me or does Beckinsale look 'fresher' in the face?
God, Kourtney's boyfriend or baby daddy or whatever the hell he is is really trying so hard to be Patrick Bateman.
ReplyDeleteAnd JWoww actually looks nice. I think that's the most clothing I've ever seen her wearing.
What's up with the GHOULISH looks??? I am confused about the Kardashians' Christmas card. They don't look jolly, loving, or happy for that matter. And, the one all the way to the left looks like a GHOUL
ReplyDeleteOMFG, Lamar, you fucking idiot sell-out.
ReplyDeleteWhen my 76-year-old mother saw the picture, she thought Kourtney was a man.
@LMSaM: I think your mom's right.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to hear a body language expert's take on the picture of the K family. Maybe CDAN can declare it's self a trash free zone in 2011.
ReplyDeleteMichael at Dlisted had the funniest comment about that photo yesterday. Definitely worth a trip to his site to read it, I laughed out loud.
ReplyDeleteThe Miz is Michael from the Real World ages ago. He may or may not be a tool, but I still appreciate the lessons he seemed willing to learn about race relations with all the things he was exposed to during his MTV years.
I can't see the pit stains either. But that kind of half lifting her arms does make her look a bit unsure, whereas the guy stood up behind her cheering is obviously sure. That's what purses are for, Padma, travel size deodorant!
ReplyDeletempg is still so hot. swoon.
ReplyDeleteAfter his role on 'Desperate Housewives,' Neal McDonough will always creep me out.
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ReplyDeleteLOL, the Kardashians look like a crime family in that photo, with the mom as the Don. I mean, only the women look badass. Most of the men look like simpering milquetoasts.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe Christina is pregnant, merely voluptuous.
Angie Harmon used to be my hetero girl crush, but it's over. Coke mom-friend or no, the politics sort of ruined it. I've traded her for the Kate Moennig.
Miley needs milk her current notoriety and come out with a perfume that has a bottle in the shape of a bong, STAT! She should call it "Salviation".
Beer + typing = sh*t
ReplyDeleteI'll say one thing for the Kard-assians, Lamar Odom went from stupid baggy t-shirts to looking pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteI vote for making CDAN be Kardashian free in 2011. Anyone else agree?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Enty thinks she is trying to hide pit stains with her bent arm cheer?
ReplyDeleteThat Kardashian card is one of the creepiest things I have seen in quite some time. In the photo of Miley, is that her mother on the right? (Yikes.) Neal McDonough probably does indeed do that at home -- he stated in an interview that he has refused many parts because the sexual content conflicted w/ his religion. Not to knock anyone's faith, but sexual repression + family arts & crafts = WEIRD.
ReplyDeleteThe Kardashian family is like a Black Hole.
ReplyDeleteI would be sad if Mel and Antonio broke up. I like them together.
The Kardassian photo looks like a V.C. Andrews cover.
ReplyDeleteThose two nasty looking women on either side of Miley, make her look good!
ReplyDelete@ Valerie - my first thought were "The Addams Family"! Like Enty wrote, the airbrushing is over the top. And the baby daddy of the sister on the far right looks even douchey-er (more douchey?) than usual. UGH.
ReplyDeleteNot familiar with Neal McDonough's work but something about him in that photo reminds me of Matt Damon.
Must be an Addams' family theme today because the guy to the left of Padma looks curiously Lurch-like. He must be rich. *snickers*
Where are Lamar's children?
ReplyDeleteDidn't pay the ex enough to borrow them for awhile?
I'm with you, memyselfandi!
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