Have I ever conveyed to you how much I loathe Paris Hilton? I just want to make sure that each of you is aware of my utter distaste of her. For years I have searched in vain for some reason to find her pleasant or not a complete waste of space on earth and for years I have been thwarted in that pursuit by her at every turn. I can think of nothing positive Paris brings to society. I can think of nothing she does which would ever change my mind. I don't think she has one redeeming quality except that she gives the employees of Valtrex a steady paycheck.
In her latest Tweets she has pretty much summarized her uselessness and contribution to the world at large. All of last week she was in Maui with her equally useless boyfriend. She returned back to the mainland and said she was so excited to spend time with her 18 dogs. Well, she said babies, because she knows if she gave a number we would realize how many are dead.
Apparently one day back in Los Angeles was more than she could stand with them though because she Tweeted the following earlier this morning. "Finally finished packing for Cabo and just realized that I might have mistakenly packed my blackberry into one of my 6 bags. This is brutal."
Umm, yes. At a time where a good portion of the world is starving and people have been stranded for days in a snowstorm and soldiers are fighting across the world from their loved ones during the holiday season, the fact you may have misplaced your blackberry in one of your six bags while on your way to another vacation is definitely my definition of brutality.
She's the perfect example of why revolutions happen...
ReplyDeleteI'm ashamed that I even know who she is.
ReplyDeleteAmazing.
ReplyDeleteThank you for stating what we all feel, and providing some well-needed perspective. She is a useless twat, and not even amusing.
ReplyDeleteyou know, i'm sitting on the couch right now watching my 4 kids happily play and at the same time stressing because i'm about to lose my medical insurance, wondering how i'm going to pay for my meds and still make ends meet. Paris, you can shove your Blackberry up your ass for all i care.
ReplyDeleteIronically, in the Paris of the 1790's, she would have ended up with her head on a pike.
ReplyDeleteYou know, she's a useless waste of space but I have a hard time working up any kind of feelings towards her whatsover. She's just not worth my time.
ReplyDeleteI don't entirely believe she writes her own Tweets. Ever since her drug bust, which happened right after her tweet said she was at home watching Family Guy, I am convinced she pays someone to come up with idiotic things to tweet about.
ReplyDeleteIsn't she getting a little long in the tooth for being a party girl?
ReplyDeleteToo bad she didn't misplace herself in one of her bags. She is such a waste of space.
ReplyDeleteI love heiresses.
ReplyDeleteI have to laugh at her; otherwise I'd have to slap the crap outta her.
ReplyDeleteWith no real talent, personality, or heart, she's going to be one pathetic woman dancing on tables at dive bars in Vegas by the time she's 40.
Cabo!?!?!?! Will they let her in? Remember, she has a coke conviction now. Mexico is getting hard on the drug crimes. They're especially pissed off about all the drug lords killing so many folks. I'm not sure even Cabo will let her in. She could be in for yet another surprise! Oh please Mexico!! Do NOT let her in!!
ReplyDeleteAnd, don't you think that movie Hohans are so pissed about is as much about Paris as Lindsay? I certainly do! No suit for you Hohans!!
Por favor Mexico!! Another surprise for Paris please!!!!!!!
PS: Glad she's back from Maui. Knowing she showed her porky butt there makes me feel so much hotter in my bikini with my porky, but not as porky as Paris, butt. Thanks Paris!
This is definitely what I need to read the day I filed for unemployment.
ReplyDeleteChrissyBuns - I haven't had medical insurance for two years now. It's tough. I can't imagine how hard it must be not to have that when you have 4 kids to provide for. My heart goes out to you.
Enty, if you hate her so much, why do you continue to give her space on your blog? If you want her to go away (we all want her to go away), stop giving giving her publicity.
ReplyDelete@KF she is an heiress in name only. Her grandfather Conrand Hilton had the bulk of the Hilton trust willed to be given to charity on his death.
ReplyDeleteIt was said her inheritence one day went from 20 million dollars to less then 2 million.
At least that makes me feel better. And she is 30 this year so the tweens have to be over obsessing about her.
There really is a Santa Clause.
aaaww, thanks Karmen. i'm just glad THEY have insurance! being the eternal optimist that i am, i know things will work out somehow some way!
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ReplyDeleteSay what you want about her, but in 15 years she will give an excellent performance as Linda Tripp.
ReplyDeletehaha @d I was just thinking from her picture and obsessive sun tanning she is not going to age well at all. And isn't.
ReplyDeleteShe's going to be 30 next year, at which time she'll officially fall into the truly pathetic. Right now she's definitely de facto pathetic, but next year will put the legal seal on it :)
ReplyDeleteShe packs her own bags?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure her grandfather is rolling over in his grave at all her shenanigans.
ReplyDeleteI love the picture Enty chose. She has always looked like a bit of a bird to me.
Enty! Please impose a ban on PH! I don't want you to have a coronary!
ReplyDeleteBelieve me, we don't want to know and we don't care -- she is SO not worth dying o'er!
Timebob--I don't remember the saga about the inheritance.
ReplyDeleteI want to believe to old codger was alive to see her behavior, and changed his will for that reason.
Please tell me that's what happened.
I wish someone would kidnap her, torture her for hours and then kill her.
ReplyDeleteYes, I do. (she deserves it- animal killer that she is)
@libby: IIRC, that's EXACTLY what happened--he became so disgusted by her and her sister's antics, and even her parents to some extent, that he changed the will as a result of them sullying the once esteemed Hilton name. Ha!
ReplyDeleteAs much as I'd love to see her in a hairnet flipping hash at a roadside diner (btw, a perfectly respectable position and waaay too good for her) and not a cent to her name, regardless of how much money she is given by her grand-dad, her parents will likely get a large sum and in turn leave quite a bit to her. So kudos to gramps for saying it out loud, but overall I doubt it will have any long term effect on her behaviour. -- I also wonder if he's changed it back? Anyhow, we'll all still be breaking our necks to make ends meet, get healthcare, decent education, etc. while this useless pos twat spends more than we'd make in a year on her nails and poor hair extensions... I'm on the "ban her" train unless it is a post re: her picking up trash (and I don't mean another boyfriend), getting imprisoned (for more than a week), or any other misfortune that I would typically feel bad about if it happened to anyone else.
ReplyDeleteOh Robert, you've made my day. I remember the news about the inheritance when it came out, but I have slept since then.
ReplyDeleteI am just glad she didn't misplace a dog in her bags because I would surely have had to find her and beat the blonde right out of her.
ReplyDeletePlease can the CDC not quarantine this parasite on the grounds she is a pestilence to society?
None of the Hilton heirs are going to get much. Including her Dad who his father Barron Hilton (sorry put Conrad in the earlier post). He is displeased with all of them, Paris's dad didn't amount to much either. He is leaving 97% of the Hilton money to charity. He is the one in control of the real money. I am talking billions.
ReplyDeleteBarron hasn't died yet but as I understand this charity trust can't be broken.
http://www.bloggingstocks.com/2007/12/27/poor-paris-barron-hilton-leaves-97-of-fortune-to-charity/
here is an article on it:
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton, who rose to fame as an heiress, is less than 3% the heiress she could have been. Her grandfather, Hilton Hotels patriarch Barron Hilton is leaving 97% of his $2.3 billion personal fortune to charity, leaving approximately $69 (what an appropriate number!) million available for everyone else, including Paris.
According to the Los Angeles Times, "The contribution to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, to come from the sale of Hilton Hotels Corp. and the pending sale of Harrah's Entertainment Inc. after the money is placed in a trust, is the largest in the foundation's history and will bring its value to about $4.5 billion."
But don't feel too bad for Paris. Even if she won't really be much of an heiress, she has already built her own empire based on her grandfather's wealth -- well, that and going to jail and such.
But still, it's refreshing to see Barron Hilton giving his money to people who deserve it. It's hard to imagine anyone less deserving than Paris Hilton, and maybe this will encourage her to stop acting like such a spoiled brat.
Hate is NOT a strong enough word to describe my feelings for this "person".
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