Apparently Nikki Sixx is adding to his Playboy collection. Nixxi Sixx, who has married two Playboy models is apparently dating Denise Richards. Denise has been in Playboy a few times so this would seem right up Nikki's alley. Plus, Denise loves the guys who have had drug and alcohol problems in their past so this would seem like her perfect match too. US Weekly says the pair has been spotted out having dates near their homes and on Nikki's Twitter he said that he was having a midnight hookup with a beautiful maiden. Hmm, maybe it is not Denise. Maybe to jazz up my dating life I need to color my few remaining hairs, get some tats, and live off the fame I earned 30 years ago.
Goonies only came out 25 years ago.
ReplyDeleteMay they not breed!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the raccoon eyes, Enty!
ReplyDeleteThis feels like high school. You know, where your same group of friends all date and hook up with each other?
ReplyDeleteOh, but Denise is totally the slut in the group.
Couple of goobers trotting their old butts all over Calablackless. yay.
ReplyDeleteseriously, what do women see in this guy? he's like douche personified. all he needs is michael lohan's mesh shirt. plus, he's kind of a jerk irl.
ReplyDeletehmm. come to thin of it, they may just be perfect for each other.
she was on the stern show about a month ago talking about the regular midnight hookups she was having at a motel with an un-named F-buddy.
ReplyDeletePerfect couple.
ReplyDeleteI needed a penicillin shot after reading this post.
ReplyDeleteWhy do these people always seem to atrract one another. She is beautiful and has tons of money, but she hooks up with this guy. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteSay it isn't so, Nikki! I may be in the minority here, but I like him. However, he has horrible taste in women. First Cat Von douchbag, now this bag of skeeze. Jeez, man!
ReplyDeleteShe certainly has a type, not a good one.
ReplyDeleteI am behind. I thought he was with tattoo slut.
ReplyDeletePookie, if you had asked me that in 1992, I would have hit you with my super awesome bullet belt, then blinded you with hairspray. I loved Nikki Sixx, man! Nobody talks shit about Nikki Sixx!
ReplyDeleteIn 1992.
Was he the one that was off and on with Kat Von D? What an incestuous bunch - now it's like Denise is having sex with Bombshit McGee.
ReplyDelete@Ms. Cool That's been suggested a few times but do we really have any proof?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure he's not paying her?
ReplyDeleteNikki Sixx OD'd and died on my birthday, December 23rd...Thats how I remember that
ReplyDeleteAnd agree w/ Maja - Nikki was the shit back then...
@Miss X - No proof. I was just joking based on the theories. I'd like to know some day who Enty is but have no interest in uncovering it if he or she wants to keep it secret.
ReplyDeletelol - I think Enty's referring to Nikki Sixx's fame having been earned 30 years ago....not his own.
ReplyDeleteteehee, maja!
ReplyDeletei can't judge. i had a crush on scott baio when i was little. he ranks right up there in nikki territory.
I knew this was coming when I saw him wish her a happy birthday a week or two ago, and it seemed extremely personal. I thought 'where did this come from?' Never seen him talk to her on Twitter before. He's a good guy, but he has one of the biggest egos in the business, and so does Denise. It won't last long.
ReplyDeleteDoes he have enough money for this grubber?
ReplyDeleteAlso, she'll be on w/Andy tonight after Top Chef.
We could play Sixx Degrees of Sandra Bullock.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Sheen/Denise Richards; Denise Richards/Nikki Sixx;
Nikki Sixx/Kat von D;
Kat von D/Jesse James;
Jesse James/Sandra Bullock.
I feel bad for Sandy!
gross *shudders*
ReplyDeleteNever found Nikki Sixx, Axel Rose, Vince Neil or any of those guy attractive.
ReplyDeleteIf that's a recent pic of Nikki Sixx he looks like a total douche.
I thought that was Ben Stiller in some kind of Zoolander rock star makeup.. Denise really has the crazy eyes!
ReplyDeleteThat was funny Robert - but then it's really sad that Sandra Bullock got connected to that entire hot mess.
ReplyDelete@NL&A: She definitely got the shit end of the stick on this one.
ReplyDeleteWhat great stand up men she puts in her life. I pity her poor girls.
ReplyDeleteShe loves her hair bands, huh?
ReplyDelete@Pookie - I did too. I wanted Charles in Charge of ME. :)
ReplyDeleteDenise definitely has a type....
I think Enty has a connection to the Stern show.
ReplyDeletelol @ MCH! Spit coffee on my screen.
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