Never Read An Angelina Jolie Story Before Sleeping
Last night, I was reading stories and thinking about things to write today when I came upon a missive from Dr. Drew who said that Brad Pitt an Angelina Jolie were going to have a spectacular breakup and that Angelina is a heroin addict and is not in recovery which means she still must be using.
The next thing you know, I am trying to have a restful sleep with dreams of free tequila when look who comes into my dreams but Angelina with a syringe and a heroin habit. Yep, not only does Dr. Drew think she still has the monkey on her back, but there she was, just shooting away in my dream. Mine. I didn't want her there, but she just would not leave. Oh, and she also hides her needles in the cookie jar. Don't ask me why. I would not be shocked if she still used in between pregnancies. I give her enough credit where she probably can manage to stay off during those. She has looked rough lately, but she looked ok in the dream.
