Monday, December 27, 2010

Natalie Portman Engaged And Pregnant


I know there will be many, many guys who are disappointed by the news that not only is Natalie Portman getting married, she is also pregnant. Talk about coming out of the blue. Natalie and her publicist, who hates me more than any other publicist, told Kneepads Magazine that Natalie and some guy named Benjamin Centipede. Oh, wait Millepied are engaged. And expecting baby. Benjamin was the choreographer on Black Swan and it looks like he was doing a little other choreography if you know what I mean.

The next movie Natalie does will be with Ashton Kutcher so all the good reviews she got from this movie will pretty much be all erased in one 94 minute film disaster.

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