Nail Glue - Eye Drops, It's All The Same
Apparently there is something in the Gabor household that makes people want to glue their eyes closed. Several years ago, Zsa Zsa glued her eyes closed when she put crazy glue on her eyelashes. Now, her husband has done the same thing. Kind of. He said that during the night it was dark and he wanted some eye drops and instead got a bottle of nail glue which he proceeded to put in his eye. That has got to sting. Do they feel the same? Do they look the same? Do you put eye drops in your eyes while you are sleeping?
Anyway, the Prince will be fine in a few weeks. He called himself stupid and said he threw out the nail glue because his wife does not use it anymore.
off the bat i just have to wonder why he has superglue so close at hand...i don't know of anyone that keeps it on their nightstand. =O
ReplyDeleteidiot.
and why do you put it in your second eye after your first eye is already glued shut?
ReplyDeleteNow I have to watch 'American Pie 2' again.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first started wearing contacts as a teen in the 80s, I would reach for the contact lens cleaner instead of eye drops. You know, because I couldn't SEE. Plus, I was stupid enough to keep them both in the same area of the medicine cabinet, and both the cleaner and the drops were made by the same company and had similar packaging. The cleaner stung for hours until my natural tear drops got rid of it.
ReplyDeleteBut nail glue?
That man is an idiot. Isn't he the one who was robbed, stripped naked and cuffed to his steering wheel?
ReplyDeletei just have this silly rule in my house, maybe i am being overprotective and type A, but the superglue lives in the junk drawer, and they eyedrops live in the medicine cabinet. call me crazy...
ReplyDeletelol@Rickatoo. Maybe it was something in the royal genes?
ReplyDeleteAny dude who buys a royal title is not to be trusted.
ReplyDeletedrops are drops---i could only see making this mistake if we're talking about ointment that comes in a tube, like crazy glue.
ReplyDeleteIf they have no use for the glue why even have it close by.
ReplyDeleteYeesh, I thought the pic was of George Hamilton for a sec.
ReplyDeleteAnd I also can't imagine mistaking superglue for eye drops. Idiot. I wonder if one of their "servants" are messing with them? Can't be fun to work for Zsa Zsa. Just sayin'.
When I was a teen, I had fake nails all the time. I would use nail glue to repair in between fills. But when I would get it on my skin, it would BURRRRRNN! I cannot imagine getting that anywhere near my eye. OUCH!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Rickatoo
ReplyDeleteMe too, Chrissy Buns!