Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Kim Kardashian Dumps Gabriel For An Athlete


Well, Kim has tried singers and ended up with a sex tape. She has tried dating football players and ended up getting cheated on regularly or just dumping them. She has tried an Oscar winner's ex, and now she is back with an athlete. Kim's spokesperson said Kim and Gabriel have gone their separate ways. Apparently it is best if they are just friends. Instead she has set her sights on New Jersey Nets player Kris Humphries. They get along really well says the source. Uh huh. Until someone on a better team who makes more money comes along.

23 comments:

  1. In other words, Gabriel had no $$$ so NEXTTTTT!

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  2. I love that she immediately announced through a publicist that she split from him. Like we care.

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  3. Yeah, that's believable. Why would anyone want to be "friends" with KK?

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  4. It was just a photo op date and to piss off Halle. Done and Done.

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  5. BULLSHIT.

    She was pissed that he is prettier than she is, and he'd get all the attention. Between that, and Halle threatening Gabriel not to bring her child around that skank, it was doomed.

    I HATE HER. She fills me with such vitriol, I could spit. Fake loser.

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  6. Be thankful it is over Gabriel! Very, very thankful!

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  7. Yes to all the above, it was a P.R.
    arrangement from day one...and he makes very good money...not football money...but very good money indeed.

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  8. He could do so much better. Good riddnace. She is no role model for Nahla.

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  9. Kim K was his rebound boink buddy.

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  10. Her Dad must be so proud.

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  11. Meanwhile Gabrielle is somewhere going "We dated? really? Huh."

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  12. The Superficial yesterday called her a walking urinal. That's about right.

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  13. Oh RockerQueen, you said a mouthful.

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  14. You can't break up something that was never together. Kim is crossing the bridge from desperate to pitiful, but still carrying her hateful classless skank umbrella along the way.

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  15. This girl is kinda pathetic. She "dated" the guy for two days. It seems like she dated him for the sole pleasure of releasing a PR statement that she is not dating him.
    But this is good, he can do so much better.

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  16. LOL @ BigMama

    A NBA player is a much better choice (snicker).

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  17. There may be an interesting twist here. The NJ Nets' owner is an extremely wealthy Russian-American who may be her real target.

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  18. I love it, RocketQueen!

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  19. Kim got bored with the charade and needed real sex with a baller. Gabriel looks too pretty to be good in bed.

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  20. Kim's face in that photo: "Are you fucking kidding me? Next."

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  21. He's too good for her skany ass.

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  22. Great, more Gabriel for me! He is sooo delicious!

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  23. People reports they were spotted canoodling in Hoboken. Ha!

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