I'm not sure why she married the a-hole in the first place, but Joe Francis' long time girlfriend and Mexican civil ceremony wife finally moved out on his sex predator self. Joe Francis denies it but then he is in a state of denial about a lot of things. I think he still believes he did not go to jail for being an all around nasty guy or that the IRS is after him or Vegas casinos or that he is probably on the hit list of girl's fathers all over the planet.
I just want to know what Christina McLarty saw in the guy anyway. She was a reporter and didn't Joe beat the crap out of some other female reporter? Where is the love for a fellow journalist? I suppose Christina might have been blinded by the new cars, private jets, and watching Paris Hilton doing it up the butt for coke.
I read somewhere that they were together for FOUR YEARS. Four years together, then divorce after only two months of marriage? Hmmmm.
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ReplyDeleteOh no! Paris Hilton rears her ugly snatch again. Let's make a list of who she hasn't been with. I'll wait.....
ReplyDeletejbdean_79. I think she told him she'd take it up the ass for coke but I may have my Paris stories mixed up.
ReplyDeletejbdean_79 - I'm not sure about that story, but here's the story where he assault the female journalist:
ReplyDeletehttp://articles.latimes.com/2006/aug/06/magazine/tm-gonewild32
Money grab?
ReplyDeleteAlcohol and drugs? I mean thats how he gets the young ones to flash their bitties.
ReplyDeletewhat a shocker, i thought they would last forever. cough*sarcasm*cough
ReplyDeleteOh, Enty. $ometimes you can be so naive. I know exactly what $he $aw in him.
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ReplyDeletedid she just notice he was cheating on her for the last four years. Dude had a diffrent blonde on his arm every week.
ReplyDeleteNot a fan of gold diggers but I hope this chick takes him for a bundle. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
ReplyDeleteIs the paris story referenced the one where someone saw her smuggle drugs in her lady parts? This was when she was dating Joe Francis...I feel ashamed I remember gossip like that.
ReplyDelete@Kate. I've been on the gossip websites for a long time and I remember all kinds of crazy gossip. I'm still shocked by seeing Paris naked on her knees at a party giving a bj to one of the dudes in Gnarls Barkley. People around them were having a party like it was no big deal.
ReplyDeleteDid the check bounce?
ReplyDeleteParis on her knees...what?
ReplyDeleteLOL-Paris doing it up the butt for coke! OMG! Hahaha
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ReplyDeleteMaybe this is her revenge against him - marry him and take him for what she can get for all the shit he put her and everyone else through. I wonder if she'll write a tell-all.
ReplyDeleteLike the grip he has on her neck. She's not a dog, dude.
I've been waiting to share this...
ReplyDeleteI have a friend - facialist by day, escort by night. About a week ago, I got a facial and asked about her night job (it fascinates me to know someone getting serious bucks to f*&#). That evening, she had passed on an opportunity to "visit" with Joe F. When she told me, I responded, "He just got married." She had been told he was single. I told her to look online. She did; we're still laughing at what a total Dbag he must be. The next day, she got another call to see him... she stayed away and is staying away.
^ugh!! DB indeed!
ReplyDeleteSurely, he had a pre-nup, but what @Mango said!