Jennifer Aniston Wants 20 Feet At All Times
Someone from US Weekly must have come to the same conclusion that I did yesterday. They have been way to nice and suck uppy the past week or so and decided to do something about it. I can see the meeting now. Everyone was probably sitting around a conference room deciding who they could trash. Bingo. Jennifer Aniston. This way people are guaranteed to read it and since they make up stuff about her every week it won't matter. Plus, they won't make it too bad.
Well, out of that meeting came the brilliant idea to say that while filming Wanderlust, Jenifer Aniston would not let anyone within 20 feet of her. Of course, it is all couched by saying that it was never actually said aloud, just kind of implied. So, basically, it could have just been that one person who said they did not feel like they could be within 20 feet of her. Ahh, it is two days before Christmas and you have to fill up space somehow. Dr. Drew already claimed Angelina as his victim this week, so that leaves Jen. As much as Jen chain smokes her Camels I don't know if I would want to be within 20 feet of her anyway.
I don't care about her. Never have and never will. She's like human wallpaper to me.
ReplyDelete20 feet? that's a lot of shoes to buy
ReplyDeleteSo this is what her PR team did? Angelina got publicity two days ago, and now Jennifer.
ReplyDeleteI do watch JA's movies on tv. They're okay, esp. Friends with Money and the one were she's cheating on her husband.
I think this one is actually a low blow. Main leads are always surrounded by PA's hair, make up, people and in her case extra hair & make up people. That million dollar 'do can't be out of place EVER.
ReplyDeleteNot that she looks like she wants to shoot the shit with the below the line crew. But the girl is just trying to make another crappy rom-com. Leave her be.
sue ellen mishkey, your comments make my day!!!
ReplyDeleteBoring, haggard, self-aggrandizing.
ReplyDeleteThose are the only interesting adjectives I can come up with regarding this woman.
^Ha! Thanks girl. I'm glad I'm not the only one laughing over here.
ReplyDeletep.s. I read your blog sometimes. Love your style.
that was at knova.
ReplyDeleteHer face is starting to look different.
ReplyDeleteMost of them are like this...
ReplyDeleteWhat timebob said....
ReplyDeleteShe's starting to look old in the face. And we probably don't want to know what her face would really look like without all the work she's had to have had done already, given she's a well-known chain smoker. No woman enters her 40s with that little damage, nevermind a woman who still sunbathes round-the-clock and smokes like a chimney.
ReplyDeletetimebob FTW.
ReplyDeleteThis one actually made me feel bad for her. Weird.
ReplyDeleteJennifer is the “bad girl” from everyone’s high school. The one that chained smoked and let every guy have sex with her. The male writers on Friends used to brag about how Aniston would let them uh use her if they'd give her a few extra lines per show or the best jokes. Go over to the Smoking Gun and check it out. It's all in a lawsuit filed by a former female writer.
ReplyDeleteMen use her because she use to be so beautiful but then run like their pants are on fire to get away from her. No guy wants to marry the high school “bad girl”.
@ cowbulls - yeah, I'm admittedly a schmuck who loves Aniston (well, I love Rachel) but I didn't see the stuff you referenced at TSG. Can you provide a link?
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