#1 & #2 - This idiot star of this almost networks few hit shows decided that he wanted to liven up a recent cast party. He spiked the punch they were using in a beer bong with roofies. Yeah. Fortunately he told everyone after only one person had done a bong and that person was fine. Nothing happened to our actor because he is the lead male on the show.
#1 - actor
#2 - show
#3 - This B+ male actor on a CSI show has a loaded gun he keeps in plain view in his trailer. He loves showing it off. The problem is he drinks so much he shakes when he shows it off and scares the hell out of everyone.
#4 - On that same almost network from #1, there is an even more popular show. They had a female in a recurring role who is a B- list actress known for movies and television. She tried to have a production assistant fired because he came in her trailer without removing his shoes.
Whoever #1 is can and should be charged with a crime.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll guess Michelle Trachtenberg (sp?) for #4
ReplyDelete#1 and #2 - Someone from one of Tyler Perry's shows on TBS? The fact that Enty said "almost networks few hit shows" makes it seem like this person has been on more than one show on the same network.
ReplyDeleteI don't know anything about Tyler Perry's shows, though, so I'm unsure.
What else is an "almost network" that is still around and has original programming? Not WB or CW.
ReplyDeleteTBS, FX, USA, AMC?
Could CW be called an "almost network" because it isn't available in all markets?
ReplyDeleteDuh. When I said "Not CW," I had a brain fart and was thinking of UPN. It probably is something on CW.
ReplyDeleteCSI Guy is Lawrence Fishburne.
ReplyDeleteHe's supposed to be a raging drunk.
And if the network is CW then I definitely agree with Cecilia's Michelle Trachtenberg guess.
ReplyDeleteCSI. Please don't let this be Gary Sinise.
ReplyDeleteOkay, #1 could be Jared Padelecki who stars on Supernatural and was alson on Gilmore Girls, which ended up on the CW.
ReplyDeleteJensen ackles? I dont really think it'd be him, but hes on Supernatural now and has also had recurring roles on Dawsons Creek and Smallville.
ReplyDeleteI think #1 is Chad Michael Murray. The definition of idiot.
ReplyDeleteI thought chad murray too, but he isn'( on that show anymore is he?
ReplyDeleteI don't think it is Gary Sinese. I have never heard a single bad thing about him. Ever.
ReplyDeleteLarry Fishburne...well, he sure looks like he could be the drunk. I know he owns firearms. He talked about shooting in a making of the Matrix thing. What I don't understand is why no one reports him for it. IF he is carrying the gun drunk, that certainly violates his carry permit. I
I think "almost network" would just be CW because it's not a cable subscriber only channel (like TBS). I know this has been asked a million times, so I apologize for asking again, but is Fox considered a network or an "almost" network?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Kristen Bell on Gossip Girl? I was totally thinking her for #4 because Enty has said she's not nice and I could see her having a no-shoe policy in a trailer!
I'm guessing someone from that Vampire show for #1? I'm not familiar enough with it to even guess who...
No clue for the CSI one because they have so many CSI-like shows on all the time I can't keep them straight.
I think stations like TBS are considered "almost network" because they offer similar fare to the free networks.
ReplyDelete1. I don't want to...and it goes against every fiber in my being...but
ReplyDelete#1. Tom Welling
#2. Smallville
I know it's a BS guess...but something tells me that since they're so close to the end, people aren't giving a fuck. That and to be perfectly, I just want one GOOD candid of Allison Mack doing ANYTHING.
#3. No clue.
#4. Tractenberg. She's a little diva like that.
i wish i knew who #4 was so I could throw my clogs right at her head! I chuck a mean Dansko
ReplyDelete3 has got to be either Fishburne or Caruso- aren't both known for alcohol-related problems?
ReplyDeleteWhoever 4 is, they should be outed. Trying to get someone fired from a job they probably need just because you are a diva is a horrible thing to do.
ReplyDelete1&2:
ReplyDeleteThe FX channel has a few original series.
The comedy with Danny Devito gets pretty good ratings.
Very good DVD sales.
I'll guess one of the many idiots from that show.
#4:
Katey Sagal from Sons of Anarchy
Don't really have any answers, but I think we can eliminate Katey Sagal.
ReplyDeleteShe isn't recurring, she is the female lead and one of the biggest stars on the show. Besides her husband created Sons of Anarchy, she wouldn't have to try to have the PA fired. She would just call, and they would not be asked back.
I've never ever watched an episode of any of the CSI shows. But my first thought was Gary Sinese, but that would make me so sad.
ReplyDelete4- Hillary Duff on Gossip Girl
ReplyDeleteNo way would it be Sinise. Not only is he a great guy, but it would be an insult to consider him B+. The man is a legend in stage, film and TV, as well as turning his hand at directing.
ReplyDeleteI'm jumping on the Caruso bandwagon. He's a known asshole and drunk.
People think it's Lawrence Fishburne for the gun guy? Wow, America has made progress since Obama. Five years ago a drunken Black man couldn't be waving a gun around without getting arrested. Martin Lawrence tried, and failed.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of trailer stories, what happened to that actor who was flashing his privates to production assistants on Desperate Housewives? Has he found regular work yet?
Sorry, but I don't think too many black males could be waving a loaded gun around scaring people at work and SWAT and the media not getting involved.
This sounds like a White male privilege to me.
Okay, I took it to mean that the actor is a heavy habitual drinker (has the dt's for whatever they're called). Not that he rinks while waving the gun around. I think as far as tv goes, Fishburne, Sinise and Caruso are A.
ReplyDeleteAnd I totally thought of Hilary Duff too.
Just a reminder....
ReplyDeletemore stuff on the fan page...
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Crazy-Days-and-Nights/171220712893400?v=wall
@gwu...white male privilege? not to speak for everyone here, but i think it's safe to say that we don't get down like that here at CDAN...equal opportunity gossip...i'm shocked you're not familiar with the amount of loaded gun(s)/play that black guys in the nba/nfl get away with nowadays? (and as far as martin lawrence goes, he had a well-documented history of harassment before that incident)just sayin'...
ReplyDelete@Revali,
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean "we don't get down like that"? This wasn't a statement about CDAN.
Martin Lawrence was on a predominately black set (and it was his set), no Martin, no show. NBA, NFL, College ball, how much are these guys worth to the team? That's why they can get a way with it. There is no Black actor on any CSI show that can't be replaced. If you don't believe me, ask Gary Dourdan. You really think Laurence could be waving around a gun, "scaring the hell out of everyone", and we would not be hearing about it?
Charlie Sheen, yes, Laurence, hells no. And I am aware of Charlie's ethnicity, but it's how he self-identifies, so lets roll with it.
Hold up just a minute....Desperate Housewives actor airing his gentleman vegetables to PA's in his trailer? Was it Sean Pyfrom? Jesse Metcalfe?
ReplyDelete@thegwu~thank you
ReplyDeleteEnty says he makes stuff up sometimes, right? Doesn't #1 sound like the plot of the Hangover?
ReplyDelete@Jen -
ReplyDeleteI don't recall Ent saying he makes things up.....just occasionally fudges on the specific details to make it not so obvious. That doesn't fall under "making things up."
It's a little irritating when the person/people from that hater website are commenting here. It says a lot about Ent that he lets the comments roll, no matter what they say.
jen, a lot here is made up.
ReplyDeletewww.gawker.com runs CDAN blinds, so you won't miss anything. gawker's overall web content and stories are stellar!
Ahhh, Gawker, NOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteYes yes, ea17, we know what you think about Enty, you tell us at every opportunity.
ReplyDelete@ Jen - what ms snarky said.