Thursday, December 30, 2010

E! Changes Its Name To K!


Guess what? E! has decided you need to have more Kardashian in your life. Yep, they don't think that 20 hours a week of the Kardashians is enough so they have decided to give Khloe and Lamar their own show. Yep, they really wanted to make sure that Kardashian stake is buried in deep and to make sure that every man woman child and pet has heard their name and will be sick of them at the same time. I figure that between the first run, the repeat, and the weekend marathons this will add an extra 2 hours a week to the Kardashian total bringing the grand total to about 22 hours a week and eclipsing 1,000 hours a year of Kardashians in your face. Commercials, print ads, and annoying Tweets are not included in the total.

On the bright side, Scott Disick tried to get $5K a week for Mason and the producers laughed. They offered $1K a week and Scott turned them down so no Mason in the New York episodes. I guess Scott is a better drinker than agent.


30 comments:

  1. TMZ just posted video of Scott freaking out on a pap, saying he he got too close to Mason (he wasn't). I am sure he was just pissed he didn't have a cut of the profits from the pixs. Scary thing is Kourtney is just standing there like that is normal behavior.

    I wouldn't be surprised if he kills her one day in a fit of rage.

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  2. the k's have sold their soul to e...deep down we all know e! is the devil.

    flame if you must..but i think scott is shallow. and his mad and 'protective' act will only last until little mason grows into his looks and becomes photogenic.

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  3. I'll say one thing for Khloe K, she has vastly improved Lamar Odom's style. Remember when he was walking around in goofy looking t-shits and baggy shorts?

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  4. Ryan Seacrest is the devil's assistant for roping these people into our lives.

    lol Pookie are you saying Mason is fugly.

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  5. Lol @ timebob. I always knew Seacrest was EEEEVIL.

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  6. @loserdude yeah, the three wolf moon thing got WAY outta hand :0)

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  7. why, yes i am, t/b, in the most passive possible way. ;)

    *ducks*

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  8. It's a low blow to good taste...

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  9. At least it gives The Soup material. I love that show. Does that make me a minion to the Kardevils?

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  10. ok who watches this stuff...show of hands. i can say i've never seen an episode...its so vapid

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  11. hold on, I will comment after I am through puking. Someone hold my hair back, please!

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  12. There's soooo much more to life than E. I've never watched their show, don't care to. I see enough of them elsewhere. Not sure what the attraction is except to see what idiotic thing one of them does next. Very sad that we have become a society that craves this kind of entertainment. Like watching a car wreck on the side of the road...wait - no, that was a Lohan, sorry about that. Going back to my book now...

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  13. EEeeevil, like the fru-its of the deveeeel.

    Anywho, them having a show is absurd. BUT, Khloe kinda looks pretty in that pic, no??

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  14. I wonder if Enty will mention it but according to some sites, Eva Longoria ex-Parker is going to get a reality show.

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  15. Figuring Ryan Seacrest's ride looks something like this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pimpmobile.jpg

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  16. bflogurl - love the "So I Married an Axe Murderer" reference.

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  17. Little Miss etc.-That's how Satan's minions roll.

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  18. I was in Wal-mart yesterday picking up stuff and saw boxes and boxes of Kim and Paris's fragrances marked down 75 percent off in the clearance section. It made me laugh :)

    (And NO, I did not purchase any either...I may shop at Wal-mart occasionally but do have some taste left :)

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  19. @ Sue (in MO) - Fragrances marked 75 % off, huh? Hmmmm, I could use something to freshen up the litter box, but I don't want my pussies to smell like cheap pussy =^^=

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  20. @Mango... LMFAO!!!!!!!

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  21. Agree so much with Luvtheblinds! I have never seen one moment of any of their shows / interviews / anything. The only reason I even know who they are is because of this site and The Soup.

    This is the only gossip site I read b/c it's funny and includes non-celebrity related news. I'm 25 and feel like an old lady - like go read a book or play outside!! Stop watching this crap and supporting these awful people!!! Ok, rant complete :)

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  22. I hope this is the show that is Seacrest's swan song. May he go down in a big ball of flames taking this entire family with him. Now can we talk about an E channel ban is 2011?

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  23. If they sold their soul to the devil would that make Ryan Seacrest ....SATAN? (said in my best Church Lady tones)

    Why? Why do these talentless wastes rate TV shows and big paychecks? Can anyone explain it?

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  24. Ugh, I miss shows like Dr. 90210, which were obviously not rocket science, but still... better.

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  25. hate it so much

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  26. @Pookie: I will only flame you because I think by your statement that ScottDick is "shallow".... you have allowed him way too much depth! :)

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  27. I boycotted the E! Channel about 3 years ago. Whenever my boyfriend stops on that channel, I make him change it, no one is allowed to watch it in my apartment.

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  28. I don't get all the hype surrounding them either, but hey last year alone Kim was worth $40 million. Go figure. Maybe i should steal someones act and run with it maybe i'll become a big hit....

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