Over Christmas, Hugh Hefner asked Crystal Harris to marry him. The 84 year old asked the 24 year old to marry him. Apparently Holly Madison was too old for Hugh or perhaps she did not run the assembly line efficiently enough for Hugh. You know, women were taking longer than their allotted 1 minute on the old man's peen. Hugh said in his Twitter that Crystal cried. I am guessing she cried because she is going to have sleep with his tired old balls until he kicks the bucket now. I don't think they were tears of joy.
So, if my math is correct, and honestly, it can be off sometimes, Hugh was 60 years old when Crystal was born. Yep, 60. So, basically he was almost eligible for social security when his new bride was born.
Do you think Holly still cares?
Holly is probably trying to find a balcony to jump from at the Planet Hollywood in Vegas. I bet Kendra and Bridgette are laughing their asses off.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, I think Holly cares...she wanted the mansion and the Playboy empire for herself.
ReplyDeleteDid Hefner divorce Conrad? I thought they were still married? I thought it was his way of never marrying again.
There is no empire left.
ReplyDeleteNot much left and he probably insisted on a pre-nup.
ReplyDeletegross.
ReplyDeleteAgree with califblondy. Very sad for Holly. And, at some point, it's just pedophilia. At this point. Yes, it's just gross.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Holly cares. She knew the only way to the real money train was to get pregnant. Once it was revealed Hef's sperm count is to low to knock anyone up. The game was over for her.
ReplyDeleteWhatever pre-nup that will be signed will be so tight that basically your just hired help for his peen. That is if they ever even get married.
ITA, Rose, Playboy is so 90s.
ReplyDeleteEngaged is one thing.
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Lets see if she actually walks down the aisle.
Hef didn't get to be Hef without knowing what he was doing.
he looks so fucking senile in this pic. holly is a go-getter, and she's fucking a penis 10 yrs her junior who's in a band.
ReplyDeleteI guess this means Holly is out of the will now.
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteI love that picture, does Hef even know what planet he is on let alone engaged.
ReplyDeleteEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
ReplyDeleteIf he was just a regular old man, I think her mom & siblings would be grossed out.
Again...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ugh... he's gross. I think Holly cares, she put so much effort and time even if he was paying for her clothes and all, it must suck that she couldn't get him to marry her, that was her fricking goal and purpose in life!
ReplyDeleteThis is really icky, but to each their own. She does belong in the Golddiggers Hall of Fame!
ReplyDeleteI loved Michael K of Dlisted's comment: "And somewhere outside of the Playboy Mansion, Holly Madison is scaling the wall with a machete in her mouth and VENGEANCE in her eyes."
Poor Holly! I do feel bad for her. She tried so hard. This girl just swooped in. Somebody on another blog (or maybe this one, I can't remember) said they think Hef is leaving everything to Mary and that probably he and Mary are life partners and the girls are all a ruse. I do wonder about the validity of the assembly line (these days anyway, back in the day I could totally see it). Anyways, who knows?
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ReplyDeleteI am sure it is true love--in some bizarre world. To me this is all kinds of creepy--but then anything The Hef does is.
ReplyDeleteCan anyone divulge any deets on the previous comments re: the fall of the Playboy empire? Is the company not doing well?
ReplyDeleteI have always felt that the legend of Hugh Hefner is just that - legend and a schtick. At least for the time during my adult life. I'm sure he was a swinging guy back in the day, but I don't buy for one second that these broads are really doing the deed with his old krinkly ass.
ok, the 'tired old balls' line? that just put a searing visual in my head and it ain't pretty.
ReplyDeleteand forget holly...i feel for this girl's family. how embarrassed are her parents right now?!
Okay this is just a gut feeling, but..
ReplyDeleteI think Hef is kinda loosing it mentally and he has been selling off stuff. I "they" are making sure all of his kids are set (his daughter runs things, and the boys are being brought into the mix) and I think he is still crazy for Carrie (ex wife who is remarried)
Why do I think he is loosing it.. well remember how quickly he sold Carries house, the one that connected to his house so the boys could come over all the time? She and the new hubby and the boys lived there for years and then BAM one day he sold it and didn't even tell her until she had like a month to find a new home.
I think Hef's team is scrambling to make sure something is left from the 'empire' and Hef has checked out and no longer has any say in the day to day. They just show him the nekked pics of the girls.
I don't have any facts to back up my gut feeling, I just have a feeling this is how it is all going down.
I do feel bad for Holly, she was crazy about him.
Honestly, does this girl think he (or his lawyers) havent prepared a tight prenup? Or is it just the publicity?
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to say hubby & I had stage seats at PeepShow last weekend, and Holly is a LOT prettier than I had thought from seeing her on TV. Her body is awesome--better than a few of the 20somethings on stage with her.
ReplyDeleteThis Crystal Harris chick cannot be 25. no way. Maybe it's because she's already had a ton of plastic surgery, but seriously she looks 45.
ReplyDeleteWho is Mary? In Hugh's case, I would have expected his name to be Marty. He allegedly prefers oral (on him).
ReplyDeleteI think it's a publicity stunt.
ReplyDeleteI would be shocked if Hef lives to get married again! Hate to be the Grim Reaper, but the guy is closing in on 90, he is lucky if he wakes-up another morning.
ReplyDeleteI thought he was cute with Mary. He should have married her. Mary is his 7o something assistant/secretary.
@Reviewer - Mary is the house manager or office manager, I think. She was featured on The Girls Next Door.
ReplyDeleteI would think Hef was too much of an ageist to actually have a relationship with someone his own age.
I'm not sure what Holly thinks...she might be resentful or maybe she is over it by this point.
no WAY is this chick 24.
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