Wednesday, December 08, 2010

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Which A list star in the eyes of children everywhere just finished wrapping up a sex tape that will be ‘accidentally released’ in the future?

50 comments:

  1. The Wiggles. All of them, collectively.

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  2. Dora the Explorer, obviously. Ahem, I meant Miley Cyrus.

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  3. Remember when sex tapes were scandalous?

    Now, it's so passe'.

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  4. Santa??? Not Santa!!! You're not really Santa....you smell like beef and cheese...you sit on a throne of lies!!!

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  5. It can't be Bieber. That would be a crime in every jurisdiction in this country.

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  6. Justin Bieber? LOL!

    Hope so...I need a good giggle

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  7. Miley.

    Remember those reports of her talking loudly on set about having sex with her boyfriend? She wants do desperately to be thought of as an adult. Guess she's taking her cues from Kim Kartrashian.

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  8. Thanks for the laugh Ice Angel. I love Elf!

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  9. @Jennifer-me too!! LOL!

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  10. This seems like Miley, but it just doesn't make sense. Sex tapes are usually released to build celebrity, Miley's celebrity is pretty solid.

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  11. It's got to be a female star-I can't think of one male celebrity who got a boost from a sex tape (like paris or kim). Is miley too obvious of a choice?

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  12. I honestly cannot think of why Miley would do this. She doesn't need the publicity. She already has it. She doesn't need the money or the work-she already has it. I know she wants to be "grown up" and all but this makes no sense. Other A-list stars to kids: Demi Lovato, Salena Gomez, Miranda Cosgrove, Victoria Justice.

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  13. This seems like Miley, but it just doesn't make sense. Sex tapes are usually released to build celebrity, Miley's celebrity is pretty solid.

    But the blind says A-list and an A-lister doesn't need a career boost to begin with. So, it could be Miley.
    She's really under the illusion that this would make her appear more mature. HA!

    Right now I'm wondering what boy band-members do/did to introduce themselves to an older audience.
    Why do those men don't behave like whores and release sex tapes? Hmmm...

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  14. Umm...have you all not relized that Miley is a stupid, ignorant girl. And moreso than girls her age!

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  15. bieber and kardashian~she dumped Gabriel cause he wouldn't pee on her. Bieber is too young to hold it.

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  16. Miley is too obvious.


    I'm going with Demi Lovato.

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  17. "Which A list star in the eyes of children"?

    DJ Lance-Yo Gabba Gabba

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  18. ^ ooooh. Good one.

    I'm going with Miley. Now that's she's 18, there's nothing to stop her sex tape from being "accidentally released".
    What a little 'tard.

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  19. DJ Lance Rock with Muno.

    I kid, I kid!

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  20. No offense but I think you're all off track..it says "children everywhere"..
    it's got to be Big Bird

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  21. Miley is finally living up to her potential.

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  22. Tinker bell and Captain Hook. She digs bad boys with shiny metal...then again,who doesn't.

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  23. How about that DJ Lance guy from Yo Gabba Gabba? I get this feeling it's someone on a kid's show.

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  24. Miley... although I have to admit, I expected the Hustler spread before the sex tape.
    Goes to show what I know.

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  25. That Miss Piggy really gets around.

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  26. Blue from Blue's clues. Once a dog always a dog.

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  27. As much as Miley apparently wants to change to a more adult image I honestly doubt that she would be that stupid. I suspect there is another $100MM to be made from her tween fans that would disappear with a sex tape (no more Bank of Mommy funding for concert tickets).

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  29. First thoughts in my mind before reading these comments - Barney? Caillou? One or all of the Wiggles? Dora and Boots, or maybe with Swiper? Elmo and Abby Cadabby? Someone from the PBS Sprout Sunny Side Up morning show?

    I really need to get away from my toddler.

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  30. Aw man, I wanted to be the 1st one to say DJ Lane Rock from Yo Gabba Gabba. Because it specifically says "A-list star in the eyes of children", I'm thinking its gotta be him. All the world loves the Bieb and Miley Cyrus.

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  31. Miley has to do something to leave behind (cough) her good little girl image, and this would certainly do it.

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  32. Sponge Bob No-Pants?

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  33. I like the Big Bird guess, but it's probably Miley.

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  34. Steve from Blues Clues

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  35. Damn, I wish I had made a sex tape in my twenties. I would have a mansion and a cement pond, just like the Beverly Hillbillies. To dream........ to dream.......

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  36. @Ryan - the Wiggles already sound like a sex act, so I think you may have a winner.

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  37. I was going with Blue from Blues clues, shes trying to revamp her image.

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  38. Please let it be Teletubbies. Please let it be Teletubbies.Please let it be Teletubbies.Please let it be Teletubbies.Please let it be Teletubbies.

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  39. A got there before me, I'm thinking Steve from Blue's Clues as well. He quit the show to try and make it as a rock musician, which, as you can see, hasn't exactly panned out for him. I'll bet he's strapped for cash and is going the easy way out.

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  40. That infamous tape of Ernie and Bert, Rubber Ducky and the letter U is finally going to be made public?

    Public Broadcasting may never recover! :O

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  41. it's plankton and it's going to be titled "the cum bucket".

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  42. Daveb--That's exactly what she wants. To get rid of her kiddie image, which would be accomplished better if she got rid of her kiddie fans. And yes, she IS that stupid!

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  43. Obviously, earning respect is not something a lot of hollywood stars aspire. To me this is just sad. I first thought Miley but then "in the eyes of children everywhere" led me to think of someone like Tim Allen from the "Santa Clause" movies. Hopefully not him but a person who is that kind of character in the eyes of children.

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  44. @ Stephanie LMAO!! Patrick in Show me your Pink Star. Squidward in 8 Tentacles Too Many.

    Now, I have just outed myself as a SpongeBob maniac. S'ok. I can live with that.

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