Woman Bites Gary Shirley's Ear - Says It Tastes Like Chicken
Apparently being on television makes even the homeliest of guys attractive. To prove my point I bring you the photo above. Yes, it was taken from a string which you can see here, but I think it is pretty obvious that she is into Gary and would love nothing more than spending some time in the arms of the 400 pounder with no job other than to be the punching bag for his baby mama. Is this really all it takes to have women want to make out with you in a club is to be on television? It does not matter about anything else they may have seen on the show or anything about the person, all that seems to matter is someone is on television. If some guy on death row for killing 50 women was featured on a reality show I promise there would be people lining up to be with him.
I am amazed. And for the record, Gary probably tasted like chicken because he had a bucket of KFC on the way to the club.
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ReplyDeleteOOOOhhh - the teen mom dude.
ReplyDeleteOkay - yeah. Probabally should get back to work since I just completely wasted a few minutes.
I got sick when I saw these on Radar. He is so gross and she was so willing to rub up on him solely becuase he is on MTV.
ReplyDeleteI guess when it got out he makes 65,000 a season he became pretty desirable to the club rats.
People are gross. and i agree that yes, Enty, that's all it takes is SOME kind of notoriety. Look at the inmates who have so many nutty admirers. Gross. Stay classy, America!
ReplyDeleteFame whore.
ReplyDeleteFind it degrading.
ReplyDeleteGross! That's like rubbing up on the Kool-Ail man.
ReplyDeleteOkaaaaayyyyy.
ReplyDeleteBleeding over into Idiocracy territory here...