Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Today's Blind Items

This new romance is based less on love then good old financial convenience. Our athlete was tired of paying by the hour or day so decided to pay this celebrity by the month. Both are very happy.


31 comments:

  1. Kim Kardashian and any football player.

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  2. i think it's her sister & lamar...

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  3. Michael Phelps and Brittny Gastineau, or however you spell it

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  4. Brad Penny & Karina Smirnoff

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  5. NEW romance? Hm. Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavalleri?

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  6. I second Michael Phelps & Brittny Gastineau!

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  7. Was this just outed on FB with the CDAN post about Michael Phelps and his prior stripper hookups?

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  8. Phelps and her socialite girlfriend Gastineau for sure

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  9. I am going with Phelps.

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  10. Phelps pulls so much ass I can't see him paying for it. And one failed reality show doesn't make Brittany G. a celeberity in my book.

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  11. I'm started to thinking Brittany G. is the Hollywood Useless Celebrity/Athlete madam. She introduced Kim K to her last 2 noyfriends and she's always hanging around athletes - she has to earn $$$$ somehow.

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  12. You know who else pulls a lot of ass yet still hires a stripper? Don Draper. Not that he's a real person, but it does happen.

    My only request from Brittny: Keep the Kardashians out of my fair Baltimore. Please.

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  13. Are Eva Longoria and Tony Parker the answer to one of the blinds?

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  14. I agree with the Michael Phelps and Brittany Gastineau guess!

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  15. Anon: beat me to it...Eva and Tony divorce!! That didn't take long!

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  16. Anonymous2:41 PM

    The Eva and Tony divorce is not true (Supposedly)

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  17. Sylvia-just saw that...I guess someone is lying!

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  18. I just saw the Tony/Eva thing on the news that HE filed for divorce in San Antonio.

    For the blind I am thinking of Shaq and "Hewpz" (Hoopz from the first flavor of Love)

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  19. Another one that didn't even need to be blind. I bet Brittany is ecstatic to be back in the spotlight.

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  20. Ochocinco and that bitch from Basketball wives. TMZ has them getting engaged after 4 months? hmmmmm.

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  21. Completely O/T....but...

    When is ANYBODY in the gossip world going to report on Bristol Palin's newest pregnancy? She's dancing every week on Dancing with the Stars and has somehow managed to have her face bloat up enormously, her arms bloat up enormously, and she's gained at least 15 pounds, toned everwhere else, and nobody is talking about it! Driving me freakin' nuts. Abstinence advocate, my ass.

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  22. Felicia - PLEASE let the next Palin bastard baby be The Situation's!

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  23. Come on now, how could she be pregnant? Bristol said last night that she's only had sex with ONE person her entire life.

    I'm still pissed that Rick and Kurt are out, so the rest of 'em can suck it for all I care and that goes for crybaby Jennifer too.

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  24. I think Bristol looks great!

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  25. The athlete isn't necessarily a male. There's no gender used at all in this blind.

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  26. isn't that what love is?

    some just pay more than others.....

    gah, i'm not this cynical. only tonight.

    PS i have no idea who this is.

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  27. @captivagirl: That's what I thought! LOL

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  28. My first thought was - Who is Tara Reid dating?

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  29. Julianne hough and Ryan seacrest

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  30. how have i never heard about dolphin boy and gastineau??

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