Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Tell Oprah A Joke - Win $100


A homeless man in New York recently was given $100 by Oprah. After the man first approached Oprah she told him she had no money and even showed him her purse to show she was not lying. Well, then the homeless guy told her a great joke.

"Hey, Oprah, why is it good to date a homeless man? [Because] when you're finished, you can drop him off anywhere."

That is pretty funny. According to the homeless man, Oprah laughed and then gave him $100 in 20's. The man, Julio Bazan told the NY Post that he spent the money on booze, underwear and a steak dinner.


22 comments:

  1. So where was the money hiding?

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  2. @Ms Cool - I was thinking the same thing

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  3. In one of her rolls, ROFL
    lol

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  4. Oprah keeps 20's in her Wacoal bra.

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  5. And he put the money to great use!

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  6. Anonymous11:06 AM

    rolls???

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  7. "booze, underwear and a steak dinner"

    Sounds like a decent Saturday night to me.

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  8. I'm with Sylvia - rolls???

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  9. In her fat. That's what rolls mean I believe.


    I was going to say her bra.

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  10. Sorry, Sue Ellen was right, I meant her "fat rolls"

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  11. Gayle King was holding the money in her purse.

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  12. so Gail really has to work for the money???

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  13. *off to go find oprah*

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  14. I read somewhere that she didn't have cash and asked Steadman for the money or something like that.

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  15. She never carries cash on her.

    Gayle stashes it in her.....

    I mean in her purse.

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  16. I give money to these guys. I don't care if they buy drugs or booze. Once in awhile they'll buy a meal, or as in this case, underwear. Who cares? The guy is f*cking homeless and you aren't. A couple bucks ain't going to kill those of us who have our sanity, a roof over our heads and a warm bed. There before the grace of god and all...

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  17. Good one, Cheryl! :) Tee hee!

    Aww, well, that was nice of Oprah.

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  18. And - I can't believe Oprah doesn't carry cash. Does she have a teenage daughter stashed somewhere?

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  19. MCH - I can't help but love Oprah. Though, given her track record, I hope the poor guy isn't hit by a bus soon. She gives, but it doesn't tend to turn out well.

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  20. @MadLyb - I don't like her BUT I respect the hell out of her for being a great businesswoman.

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  21. I'm with you MadLyb...By the way, if I was homeless I'd booze it up too. Just to numb the pain.

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  22. he looks like her bf Steadmen (sp)

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