Randy & Evi Quaid Ditch Court Again
At this point, I think it is only news if Randy & Evi Quaid actually show up for court. The couple, failed to turn up in Santa Barbara again today and have forfeited $1M in bail money. Did anyone expect them to show up today? The couple are in Canada and Randy has a hearing there on November 23rd. Plus, Canada took his passport so although it would be possible for him to get back in the United States, he probably would never be allowed back in Canada so why would he desert his wife? Ohhhhh, unless he found out she was like the head star whacker or something. See, now we are talking like this is an episode of The Event, which is impossible to watch when you come in halfway through the season.
Maybe, Evi had this plan many years ago, married Randy, brainwashed him and has been having him travel the world killing his friends and he does not even realize it while at the same time making him think it is really an outside group of star whackers. Genius.
For a second there, I thought your title said Randy and Evil Quaid. I'm going to let it stand.
ReplyDeleteInteresting take, I like it!
ReplyDeletei like your version...certainly makes their brand of crazy far more entertaining.
ReplyDeleteOMG @Ms Cool, I was literally coming on here to say the same thing.
ReplyDeleteThese people are a special kinda crazy.
TLC - are you listening? Hook this couple up with a reality show, stat. Fuck your multiples.
ReplyDeleteWho posted the $1M? I thought they were broke.
ReplyDeleteI don't think there has ever been another couple more perfectly suited for each other than these two whack jobs. Seriously. Who else could match their craziness? Could you imagine what it was like to be a guest at their wedding and then see them slowly morph into the couple they are today? Now that's a reality TV show I might watch!
ReplyDelete@ weezy, my thoughts exactly.
ReplyDeleteI also thought I saw Evil there LOLOL
ReplyDeleteCrazy people LOL
Are you kidding? And get offed by the "Star-Whackers"?
ReplyDeleteIt's kinda odd how she is killed & they jump bail. Just weird.
They really do remind me of that crazy fundi-Mormon couple that kidnapped Elizabeth Smart. YIKES!
ReplyDeleteI love the evolution of hair styles, mug shot addition.
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