Randy & Evi Quaid Ditch Court Again
At this point, I think it is only news if Randy & Evi Quaid actually show up for court. The couple, failed to turn up in Santa Barbara again today and have forfeited $1M in bail money. Did anyone expect them to show up today? The couple are in Canada and Randy has a hearing there on November 23rd. Plus, Canada took his passport so although it would be possible for him to get back in the United States, he probably would never be allowed back in Canada so why would he desert his wife? Ohhhhh, unless he found out she was like the head star whacker or something. See, now we are talking like this is an episode of The Event, which is impossible to watch when you come in halfway through the season.
Maybe, Evi had this plan many years ago, married Randy, brainwashed him and has been having him travel the world killing his friends and he does not even realize it while at the same time making him think it is really an outside group of star whackers. Genius.