Random Photos Part Two - Halloween
Heidi Klum at her Halloween party.
Also there was Kim Kardashian
and Sean Parker who was played by Justin Timberlake in The Social Network so Sean dressed as Justin. Not sure who the girlfriend is supposed to be. I think she just dresses like that in case there is ever a flash mob singing audition thing.
Ice-T and Coco with Seal.
Alyson Hannigan and her family.
Lisa Rinna and Tori Spelling.
Jamie Lee Curtis gets into it.
The amazing Niecy Nash.
I guess Angel McCord is not with Ryan anymore if he is with Amanda Seyfried and AnnaLynne says she and Kellan Lutz split. I know, I know, who cares.
Jamie Lynn Sigler and Perry Reeves.
Ethan Zohn and Jenna Morasca.
Not sure what Kendra is supposed to be.
Marilyn Manson is permanently Halloween.
Jolly Little Green Giant?
Think the girl with Sean Parker is supposed to be Britney.
ReplyDeleteSean Parker's girlfriend is supposed to be Britney Spears - so Timberlake & Spears.
ReplyDeleteI love how Heidi goes ALL out with her costumes. She rocks.
AnnaLynne McCord has a pig nose that she loves to show off with that pose. I'm sorry, that's mean. I guess I'm cranky today. Damn sore throat.
Sean Parker looks more like Spencer Pratt and the unidentified girl with him looks like Heidi. It even looks like she's copying the outfit Heidi wore on TV when she lip synced at that pageant.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Kendra is wearing the "sexy gangster" outfit.
OPEN LETTER TO SKANKS OF HOLLYWOOD - we see your tits every single day there is a photograph taken of you. How about wearing a more authentic type costume instead of worrying which one will still allow your tits to stick out uncovered, you know, be different than your other 364 days of the year.
Snooki is a Pickle Princess she has a giant pickle sceptor (not shown in this pix)
ReplyDeleteIf it's possible for me to love Alyson Hannigan anymore...I do. Cutest Hollywood family.
ReplyDeleteNiecy Nash needs to find a better make-up artist. I have seen her in pics, outside of Halloween, and her make-up can rival a NYC drag queen.
ReplyDeleteWhat's Snooki supposed to be? A tiny, arrogant, puke-green whore with fake racks that threaten to keep marching north to her browline.
ReplyDeleteKendra? A whore in a zoot suit that was shrunk in the dryer. The understudy to the main female character in Bell Biv Devoe's "Gangsta" video from 1993. The 'serious businesswoman' in a veyr dated porno. A pin-stripe loving skank.
Jenna Morasca? Chinese take-out container whore. Nothing stupider has ever been written in English. I owe it all to Jenna.
Kim Kardassian? Little Red Riding 'Ho, or, as DListed notes, Little Dick Riding Whore. Eventually, she becomes Little Miss Piss-On-Me Whore (is that camera recording us? No, that'll ruin The Brand! I'm telling my mom/pimp.)
I hate Whoreoween for the way that arrogant bims who cannot talk in complete sentences or in a voice other than that Paris Hilton-patented little breathy whorespeak (I always love it when this types goes for broke and stretches out Ls and other consonants to convey trying to speak while simultaneously giving a beej) make it into even more of a trashy, pathetic, attention whoring Mardi Gras. I will give it up to Klum, Nash, Hannigan and all the sane women who have a sense of humor and a sense of self besides their secondary sex characteristics.
Sorry. That felt good, though.
What does Taylor Momsen do on Halloween? Stay home and eat Ben and Jerry ice cream?
ReplyDeleteHeidi is a joke. She thinks she is so beautiful all year, that she must really make herself up ugly so she can at least be that way one day of the year.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I can't stand Heidi Klum.
Love the Pickle Princess. No one else is doing it, so it's original.
ReplyDelete@Bish - That's OK, bro. It needed to be said.
ReplyDeleteI nominate Bish for comment of the day.
ReplyDeleteJamie's Girl said...
ReplyDeleteHeidi is a joke. She thinks she is so beautiful all year, that she must really make herself up ugly so she can at least be that way one day of the year.
That's why I can't stand Heidi Klum.
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That is the second dumbest statement I've ever read here. Not only is your first statement stupid/a lie/something a 12-year-old would write, your second sentence puts the icing on the cake. Really? *THE* reason you hate Heidi Klum is because she dressed up as something *not* beautiful for Halloween?
She has worn some of the most beautiful costumes ever on past Halloweens, including one of the several costumes she wore last year.
Please do not reproduce "Jamie's girl".
Jessica, i said the same thing "Spencer and Heidi?"
ReplyDeleteSnooki was Princess Pickle
I love Heidi's costume! And kudos to all the women in the pics that didn't dress up as some male's fantasy slut. Lisa Rinna shocked me by not doing the latter - but she looks good.
ReplyDeleteI think Lisa Rinna looks great!
ReplyDeleteI thought Sean's gf was dressed as Shakira, but Britney makes sense if he's Justin.
ReplyDeleteHeidi!, Alyson!, Lisa! Jamie Lee!
ReplyDeleteYou are all So Cute! I love your costumes!
I've never seen Marilyn Manson look that good.
ReplyDeleteHmm... maybe Tori and Lisa for coke mom and friend instead? Eh?
ReplyDeleteI've always thought a person's choice of a Halloween costume was an acid test for demonstrating their attitude toward thems4elves and how far they're willing to go out of character for the event. I see exactly what I expected to from Kim K, Kendra, the McCord sisters, Coco, Snooki, et al. Work that rack, girls!
ReplyDeleteHeidi and Seal, on the other hand. demonstrate what imagination and an unlimited budget can do. Wouldn't everyone do that if they could afford to?
Who is Heidi supposed to be??
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Sean Parker's date is supposed to be emulating Britney. That outfit looks fairly similar to the thing she wore in the "Toxic" video. I think his date only has half a ribcage though.
Alyson Hannigan's fam is so cute!
Kendra probably had that outfit leftover from a Pimps & Hoes party.
Pickle Princess is kind of unique.
I think Sean is Spencer, his gf is in the costume Heidi wore at Miss Universe beauty pageant.
ReplyDeleteSean is Nsync era Justin and his date is Britney at the VMAs when she came out in the suit and stripped it off to reveal the nude outfit.
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