Taylor Swift
Lady Antebellum
Katherine Heigl & Josh Kelley
Sheryl Crow & Kimberly Williams Paisley
Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
The Goopster
Sissy Spacek & Schulyer Fisk
Rascal Flatts
Dierks Bentley
Julianne Hough
LeAnn Rimes
Miranda Lambert & Blake Shelton
Bo Bice
Jaron Lowenstein
Madison & Jonathan Cain
The return of the mullet.
The Goopster really needs to take lessons on how to walk and how to stand like a lady. Yet another awkward pose.
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the photos.
Just the worst dresses...where do they find them ?
ReplyDeleteLeAnn Rimes really wanted to stand out. Not sure that was a good idea.
ReplyDelete1. Billy Ray looks ridiculous. I just want to snatch that thing off his head.
ReplyDelete2. That dude in Lady Antebellum has the smallest peanut head I've ever seen. I saw them sing at the World Series and I thought the exact same thing. Time has not made it less peanut-y.
3. Miranda Lambert looks happy as hell to be there with that dude.
That's all.
Billy Ray Cyrus looks like George Michael!
ReplyDeleteThere is so much 'hell no' in this group of photos I can't even begin.
ReplyDeleteDoes Nicole Kidman get plastic surgery once a month like some people get pedicures?
Why was Jonathan Cain there? Is Journey a country band now?
ReplyDeleteLove Schulyer Fisk!
1. Billy Ray looks like some bad 80's singer. Ew.
ReplyDelete2. I guess Julianne Hough wasn't getting enough attention lately, thus the brunette 'do.
3. I wish LeAnn would go away. I'm tired of her and when was the last time she had a new song on the radio?
4. Love Miranda and Blake.
5. Enty, can we have some Blind Items from the country music crowd?
Cyrus does look like George Michael!
ReplyDeleteLove Carrie Underwood, but poor trampy looking Kelly Pickler should avoid having her photo taken with her. She looks like trailer park trash.
Love Nicole and Keith. They are keeping up the dream (fakely, of course)
Sheryl Crowe looks like she stepped out of Walmart, and not in a good way.
These dresses are ATROCIOUS.
Goopy looks like crap.
Carrie Underwood looks great, but she usually gets it right.
ReplyDeleteLove Gwyneth's dress.
Kellie Pickler- what did you do to your face?
am so not an underwood fan, she's a jerk...but she looked gorge.
ReplyDeletesweet kellie pickler looked about 55. love her...but ewwww on the gown.
oh enty, i know you hate taylor...obvious by posting the worst pic of her possible. geez, you're grudgy.
yay lady antebellum! but enough w/ all the pop and dance house mixes of your songs.
miranda needs to not try to be princessy...tomboy is natural for her...that look is so 'forced'.
billy ray does great george michael, mullet and all.
The dresses all remind me of prom gowns. I'm just happy to see people with real bodies for once. The only emaciated women in this set are the Hollywood types.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Goopy, but do I ever love her dress.
ReplyDeleteI just came to say I thought Billy Ray was George Michael but I see it has already been noticed.
ReplyDeleteBilly Ray as Gotta Have Faith GM is cracking me up.
ReplyDeleteI always thought it was impossible for Juliana Hough to look bad, but here she proves me wrong.
Goopster is a fashionista, right? That dress sucks.
Why, hello there Mr Cain. Love, love, love, love, love, love your band.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's just me, but did anyone else find it funny that Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley talked about the year of infidelity, and Rimes was backstage?
ReplyDeleteI kind of love that Billy Ray wore the mullet.
wow, i'm shocked people like goop's dress. i think it's ugly as hell.
ReplyDeletei'm truly old---i remember when sissy had schuyler.
pickler's about the lose a lung out of that dress. carrie, on the other hand, looks beautiful.
i'm not a country music fan, but i really think the crucifixion of leeann rimes is a bit much. they certainly didn't invent adultery.
i remember everyone cooing and gooing over liz taylor here not long ago. she stole TWO husbands.
I would never have recognized Bo Bice without his beard and long hair. He sure looks different.
ReplyDeletethat's offensive to George Michael. for god's sake that mullet is awful.
ReplyDeleteIs Kellie Pickler expecting?
ReplyDeleteOT, did anyone see Marie Osmond on Oprah...she creeps me out seriously.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Enty posted the worst photo of Taylor -- this photo here is absolutley everywhere today. She's been doing the staredown a lot lately. I think she's trying for sexy and it's instead coming off as ... her worst photos ever.
ReplyDeleteLove Taylor's dress but girl can not pull off red.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who doesn't like Carrie's dress?...they make me think she has a stick figure and is trying to look like she actually has a figure.
Carrie wore some HORRIBLE dresses during the show, too. UGH!
ReplyDeleteThe photo of Taylor Swift looks like someone photoshopped (badly) a big head on a little body...or is it just me?
Goopster's dress makes her look very hippy, but then she was probably still trying to convince folks she actually ATE southern food when she was in Nashville and actually gained 20 lbs!
Billy Ray is looking like he's the shit, eh? No.
ReplyDeleteI think a lot of these celebs would do better to sew their own dresses rather than have some really bad designer throw that junk on them. I'm not liking the dresses at all (except for Madison Cain's, whoever she is).
I love Kellie Pickler! There is something wonky w/ her face though?
ReplyDeleteI have a confession: I watched Northern Lights last weekend. Usually Lifetime movies are a guilty pleasure for me, but this one was so GOD AWFUL. And you know what??? LeAnn wasn't the worst actor....EDDIE (as hot as he is) was!
Someone on here was asking about Bo Bice the other day! There he is!
So is that supposed to be Billy Ray's post-divorce-annoucement hair-do? That is straight from the Achy Breaky days. That is not going to help him get someone new in the sack....unless he goes to Walmart, where I still frequently see people rocking the mullet and rat tails.
Gwyneth's dress makes her look like she has a huge waist. Not flattering at all.
ReplyDeleteKellie Pickler is a gorgeous girl but that dress does nothing for her. It makes her boobs look saggy and her hips & gut look large. Fire your stylist, girl.
TACKY!!! and billy ray channeling his inner george michael is funny as hell.
ReplyDelete@blog hopper, well Brad did sing about her in his Celebrity song.
ReplyDelete@MCH, that was me! LOL!
It made me sad when Goopy sang. She was actually pretty good (by today's standards). I cannot make fun of her.
Oh, and there's definitely something wrong with Kelly Pickler's face. She *does* look like a botoxed 55 year-old. Her mammies are sagging as bad as mine and I'm 48.
ReplyDeleteHey Gwyneth? someone is lying to ya.
ReplyDeleteYou look redic. Not good.
Schuyler!
Leann Rymes looks good, IMO. I like the draping on that shirt thing she is wearing. BUT. She needs to discover BANGS. You could show a movie on her forehead!
Red is not a good color for Swifty.
ReplyDelete"Lady Antebellum" = STUPIDEST name for a band.
OMG, Keith Urban's head looks HUGE next to Nicole Kidman's !!
HORRIBLE dress on Goopy. YAY!!
Billy Ray's "new" look smells of desperation.
I didnt look too closely at the picture of Swift, but after reading the comments I had go back and you are right, that is truly an awful picture! And she is a really cute girl!
ReplyDeleteleanne rimes looks like she got her dress at forever 21. im not knocking forever but this is her genre's biggest award show and she wears a shirt jersey dress?
ReplyDeletechihuahuense,
ReplyDeleteI agree with you about Marie. I saw the interview on ET, and it made me sick looking at her mouth/lip area. She obviously got lip injection and is using Restalyne around her mouth - it looked so paralyzed. They were showing old video of her, and I'm like "Marie, WTH are you thinking?" She is such a pretty lady. What do these women think when they look in the mirror after they do this to their face?
PLEASE MARIE OSMOND - STOP MESSING WITH YOUR FACE!
I hate to say it but Billy Ray looks more like George Michael than George Michael has these past few years.
ReplyDeleteOy, lots of tackiness, and yes, you're included Goopster.
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman looks pretty good!
I am soooo tired of Carrie and her zillion dress changes.