Betty White is an honorary Park Ranger now.
Andy Cohen and Jessica Seinfeld celebrate her new book.
Amanda Seyfried looking completely different on the set of her new movie.
An unexplained missile over the Los Angeles skyline yesterday. No, that's not scary.
Brad Pitt has reached the age of eyeglass juggling.
Love Cee Lo Green;s new record. Finally someone came up with something original. Breath of fresh air.
Fred Schneider - New York
For the people who don't like others in your space.
For those people who love when Sesame Street does the letter O.
For those of you who have martyr complexes and think you are carrying the world on your shoulders.
Much better picture of Harrison Ford today. Still don't understand the earring.
This is your World Series Of Poker Champion. First Canadian and first French speaker to win it all. $9M.
Would you have sex with this man?
I don't think Pete Wentz would but, I bet their conversations about the Simpson sisters are interesting.
Jordin Sparks channels her inner princess at The Disney Store.
Andy Cohen and Jessica Seinfeld celebrate her new book.
Amanda Seyfried looking completely different on the set of her new movie.
An unexplained missile over the Los Angeles skyline yesterday. No, that's not scary.
Brad Pitt has reached the age of eyeglass juggling.
Love Cee Lo Green;s new record. Finally someone came up with something original. Breath of fresh air.
Fred Schneider - New York
For the people who don't like others in your space.
For those people who love when Sesame Street does the letter O.
For those of you who have martyr complexes and think you are carrying the world on your shoulders.
Much better picture of Harrison Ford today. Still don't understand the earring.
This is your World Series Of Poker Champion. First Canadian and first French speaker to win it all. $9M.
Would you have sex with this man?
I don't think Pete Wentz would but, I bet their conversations about the Simpson sisters are interesting.
Jordin Sparks channels her inner princess at The Disney Store.
Jessica Seinfeld has a new book? Who did she copy this time?
ReplyDeleteI wonder who Jessica Seinfeld copied this book from...oops did I say that out loud..
ReplyDeleteSkittleKelly....you read my mind and type faster than I do....she's shameless...
ReplyDelete@MISCH
ReplyDeleteI knew at least one of us CDAN-ers would say it and figured we'd all think it. Wasn't sure if I'd make it first, though! :)
"For the people who don't like others in your space."
ReplyDeleteOMG I need that for when I visit DC and use the metro.
Why are people so annoyed by Harrison Ford's earring? I think it's cute.
ReplyDeleteOne more observation:
ReplyDeleteThe Smokey the Bear doll looks like he's thinking "get out of my private moment with Betty White, dumbass!"
i would have sex with john mayer... no joke, he is sexy... :) and i don't like duhamel winning the WSOP :( i really wanted Racener to win!
ReplyDeleteharrison ford looks like he escaped from the alzheimer's wing at the home. pathetic.
ReplyDeleteand personally, i find john mayer repulsive.
A good friend who works in high level government security sent me the missile news with this comment, "Did you see that?!... no one is admitting or admitting to knowing where it came from." Scary indeed. Even scarier than the idea of sex with Vegas sheet trasher JMayer.
ReplyDeleteAmanda Seyfried looks good with dark hair, she's playing a hooker in her next movie, right?
ReplyDelete-I've always thought that Harrison's earring is ridiculous, but I've always had a soft spot for Han Solo.
Brad, I've got two words for you: transitional lenses. You should seriously look into it, 'cause that look is something my mother-in-law would rock.
ReplyDeleteFelicitations au quebecois!
ReplyDeleteBrad is still SO hot.
@montance - hope you like assplay :)
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ReplyDeleteSkittleKitty and Misch I was about to say the same thing. Can't stand the bitch or her dumbass husband. Wonder what ever happen to that author that was suing her???
ReplyDeleteJess: Amanda already played a hooker in that movie called "Chloe".
@Sylvia was it good? I've not seen any of her movies in a while..
ReplyDeleteSylvia...I think the other author lost the case....stinks, right ! Jessica is a social climbing fame whore..and makes my skin crawl...
ReplyDeleteMina, I was about to post that all Americans regardless of race, religion, or political party can agree on one thing - We all HATE Harrison Ford's earring. Now you have ruined, ruined I say, my theory of solidarity. Oh, well, I still like you anyway.
ReplyDeleteDon't know why but Jessica Seinfeld gives me the creeps. Famewhore. i have a feeling one day she'll get hers....
ReplyDeleteBrad, I feel your pain juggling. Wished I could wear prescription sunglasses 24/7.
ReplyDeleteAndy Cohen is sooooo cute. I love watching him in the club house.
Amanda looks sooooo good with darker hair. I love the outfit too.
Can't Calista do anything about the earring?
Sorry, I just have to say, it's actually Smokey Bear not Smokey *the* Bear...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.smokeybear.com/
And as far as John Mayer is concerned, I wish I could remove the ick nast factor that permanently comes to my mind anytime I see him, Rachael Ray and/or Jessica Simpson, now since learning of their sexual predilections from the blinds.
Amanda Seyfried looks good in that photo. Can we please rule her out for any of the less fortunate blinds of late. I'd like someone to survive the Hollywood Girl Gauntlet.
ReplyDeleteJordin Sparks, go on with your normal sized self girl! Ignore the haters. (I think she's adorable).
I just love that Andy Cohen.
ReplyDeleteI keep skipping over Chloe when I think about renting a movie...was it any good?
Ok, I just put together that Cee Lo is Gnarls Barkley...& he covered a (my favorite band) Band of Horses song & to return the favor, they covered one of his, which I just realized when I saw them in concert a few weeks ago.
@nancer - LOL
I'll pass on the Mayer sex or any kind of sex involving feces. Thank you much.
Sadly, yes I would have sex with him - if he wore about 5 condoms. But yes...
ReplyDeleteCome on! Harrison Ford has had the earring for years! If he told the truth his story was that his son (who was a teen at time) wanted to get his ear pierced and so Harrison decided if his son wanted to he would to. It was like a bonding moment for them and so when I see the awkward old guy earring I just try to think adorable father. I think Indiana Jones 4 wiped many of our cute Harrison stories from memory. Tragic what they did to Indiana!
ReplyDeleteLet's all chip in and buy John Mayer a plastic bubble that is accessible for sexing and guitar playing, but no singing and maybe it shouldn't be clear plastic. He's getting fugly.
From Amazon.com: [i]"Here are more of (Jessica Seinfeld's) easy, imaginative recipes that use the power of [b]purees[/b] to make everything healthier..."[i]
ReplyDeletePurees? Is she catering for babies, Betty White and Goop?
I like Cee Lo Green's new tune but I have a terrible habit of unconsciously singing a catchy song aloud; unfortunately that one is NSFW.
Jordin Sparks is adorable.
http://www.celebitchy.com/125659/star_john_mayer_is_boning_married_chef_giada_de_laurentiis/
ReplyDeleteI guess this Mayer BI is solved!
@MCH: celo green is half of gnarls barkely. the other half is danger mouse who fucking rocks and had produced albums for legit, some of the best bands out right now. check out broken bells, it is danger mouse and the main dude from the shins.
ReplyDelete@awesome balla - Cool! I have the 1st GB cd but never really paid much attention to what they did afterwards...I will have to check that out. I just read my husband what you'd said & he'd heard about that album. We love the Shins too so I'll definitely be downloading that on iTunes. Thanks!
ReplyDelete@MCH: fo shizzle, always happy to share good music with people who appreciate it. and as it just came on my itunes, i would be remiss to not mention the grey album. danger mouse did a ridiculous mash-up of the beatle's white album and jay-z's black album. it's crazy awesome.
ReplyDeleteoh and not along the same lines, but if you don't know the xx listen to them asap. they have the most beautiful voices i have ever heard, obsessed.
I wonder if the guy that was originally engaged to Jessica Seinfeld is still bitter or if he figures he dodged a bullet. I love how that bit of sleazy behavior was swept under the rug and no one really gives either of them a hard time about it. Money talks...bullshit walks.
ReplyDeleteI want to have an all nite catty bitch session with Fred Schneider so badly...you know he knows some good stories and how to tell them.
I think Harrison Ford got his earring around the time Ed Bradley did...? He talked about it in an interview I read years ago and I think chalked it up to something he'd always wanted and when his mid life crisis rolled around, he did it.
@awesome balla - I am always up for hearing new artists/music. Our local music here is great but the radio stations are LACKING. Putting those both on my iTunes wishlist so I remember to order later! :)
ReplyDeleteRuse, they weren't just engaged, they had just gotten MARRIED!
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt has regained the hottness.